Simon Pegg

He was still invited to Mar-a-Lago. You know, that place where they had the photo opportunity for the Temu War Room last week, so not exactly kept 'out of the loop'. with people, or being in a fairly central place critical to the shitshow.

He more than likely didn't just get on a plane over there, hop in a cab, get turned around and then get the next plane back, did he. If nothing else, whatever he does has a purpose. Sure, he may not have seen Trump, but you can bet he saw *someone* connected to the shitshow over there.

The thing is with Farage, he knew he'd never get anywhere near Trump given what is going on in Iran, and yet he 'tipped off' people that he was going there to try and meet Trump. So, of course the media has picked up on his failure to do so, and not perhaps other people he met whilst out there.

Eyewitness tried to tackle vape shop fire which led to inferno Lamin Kongira told BBC Scotland New he had been walking past when a shopkeeper ran out saying

good man www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Happy Birthday, Guv'nor!

I have cackled like a filthy drunken sailor repeatedly at this

hello I'm mental

I do have Gin.

I'll wait until Theakston appears to open that.

I do not have enough wine.

I have six (repeat, SIX) episodes of 1999 #totp to catch up on, via the iPlayer, and I'm going in, lads.

The Sunday night dread shall NOT come for me.

I have wine.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is on TV this afternoon, and here's your reminder that if you watch it backwards it's about a man who rounds up kids, sells them into slave labour, and buys a nice white tuxedo with the profits.

Lads.

The 'Best in Show' winner of today's Crufts final goes on to be Iran's Supreme Leader for the next season.

If you'd like to update your social media block lists across the board in one go, today is the ideal day

Just find someone acknowledging today also being a National Day of Reflection for COVID online, and then block anyone in the replies using the words 'plandemic', 'Convid' etc.

They say 'no man is an island', and yet...

One of those adjustable letter boards where someone has spelled out, "IT HAS BEEN 0 DAYS SINCE SOMEONE POOPED IN THE LOBBY"

Sign in the vet's office yesterday

We're all seeing the same thing in that image, right?

until act three the shark in Jaws doesn't even know people are mad at him. he's just hanging out

Lmao

... You're so drain.

I've just used the phrase '... like Carly Simon's plumber.' and it sounds like a terrible euphemism.

Bedtimes are now Battlefields.

Saturday.

Perfect!

Keep it light, eh, Yorkshire Live?

This is, objectively, the most hilarious thing I've seen on the socials today, and I've seen that Starmer/Military TikTok clip.

... and apologies in advance for when you next spot this on the inevitable Bank Holiday ITV broadcast and point at the screen going "ORANGES, BOND. GET BEHIND THE ORANGES!"