Simon Pegg

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

It took me ages to work out who this was.

She's usually pictured carrying a log.

Two pairs of beavers released in Cornwall by wildlife trust Wildlife experts say the release is a "landmark" for nature recovering in Cornwall and nationally.

Enjoy a full minute of beavers being released into the wild in Cornwall. These little fluffbutts are the first to swim in these waters in a very, very long time - the last official records of beavers in the wild in England are from the 1300s. BBC buff.ly/BnMwCOx
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Surely the easiest way to get Charles out of the State visit to the US next month is for the Security Service to say its too risky for him to travel to the US given the context of the current War in Iran, and potential risk to security. A subtle enough dig, but also gets Charles off the hook.

unashamed BANGER

An 'epidemic' of violence: The women and girls killed by men last year We tracked reports and contacted police and prosecutors for a deeper look at the situation across UK.

BBC News - An 'epidemic' of violence: The women and girls killed by men last year - BBC News
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This, right here 👇, is the best account you can follow.

It was this one.

They've taken that photo down!!!

Not only was this story to be expected somewhere down the line, but in the article they've put a gold standard photo of this idiot next to a colleague, and the expression is just *chef's kiss*

Someone has also been busy...

Sheringham Bus Shelter latest:

There are now two rival factions battling out across Facebook in the Local Community pages, as well as popping up in each other's own Facebook pages, and it's a glorious thing to watch. Accusations flying about, Petitions, etc. etc.

Just gloriously stupid behaviour.

Don't tell me. A Westlife Reunion Tour.

Wait a minute...

for anyone who may be losing faith in himan progress, remember this: we invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun.

A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

Noma Is Cooked A new report details years of abuse inside Noma, the world’s most famous fine-dining restaurant. And unlike past stories, the details in this latest piece have broken through to mainstream awareness.

A new report details years of abuse inside Noma, the world’s most famous fine-dining restaurant. And unlike past stories, the details in this latest piece have broken through to mainstream awareness.

I've just stumbled across another Jeremy Vine vehicle on Channel 5 called 'Celebrity Puzzling'.

It's like Osman's House of Games for those untroubled by the concept of entertainment.

Hey ChatGPT! Can you make me some crude oil please? What do you mean you can’t? I thought you could do everything now? You useless piece of shit.

He was still invited to Mar-a-Lago. You know, that place where they had the photo opportunity for the Temu War Room last week, so not exactly kept 'out of the loop'. with people, or being in a fairly central place critical to the shitshow.

He more than likely didn't just get on a plane over there, hop in a cab, get turned around and then get the next plane back, did he. If nothing else, whatever he does has a purpose. Sure, he may not have seen Trump, but you can bet he saw *someone* connected to the shitshow over there.

The thing is with Farage, he knew he'd never get anywhere near Trump given what is going on in Iran, and yet he 'tipped off' people that he was going there to try and meet Trump. So, of course the media has picked up on his failure to do so, and not perhaps other people he met whilst out there.

Eyewitness tried to tackle vape shop fire which led to inferno Lamin Kongira told BBC Scotland New he had been walking past when a shopkeeper ran out saying

good man www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Happy Birthday, Guv'nor!

I have cackled like a filthy drunken sailor repeatedly at this

hello I'm mental

I do have Gin.

I'll wait until Theakston appears to open that.

I do not have enough wine.