@simonpegg.bsky.social
Same name, not *that* one though. 49, Movie lover, lives in the East. Rarely manages a serious post on any social media platform. 'Drinking Chololate Enthusiast' - Not my words, but the words of Hotel Chocolat
Lmao
07.03.2026 16:06 — 👍 75 🔁 22 💬 2 📌 3... You're so drain.
07.03.2026 11:20 — 👍 36 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I've just used the phrase '... like Carly Simon's plumber.' and it sounds like a terrible euphemism.
07.03.2026 11:19 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Bedtimes are now Battlefields.
07.03.2026 11:15 — 👍 79 🔁 11 💬 3 📌 0
Saturday.
07.03.2026 07:49 — 👍 42 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Perfect!
06.03.2026 23:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Keep it light, eh, Yorkshire Live?
06.03.2026 22:44 — 👍 175 🔁 33 💬 1 📌 0
This is, objectively, the most hilarious thing I've seen on the socials today, and I've seen that Starmer/Military TikTok clip.
06.03.2026 16:36 — 👍 107 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0
... and apologies in advance for when you next spot this on the inevitable Bank Holiday ITV broadcast and point at the screen going "ORANGES, BOND. GET BEHIND THE ORANGES!"
06.03.2026 14:55 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0write it down, and email amazon.
06.03.2026 14:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I find this particular image far funnier than I really should.
06.03.2026 14:47 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Exhibit A:
06.03.2026 14:42 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Your reminder that in the opening sequence of Skyfall, Bond takes cover in the market behind crates of oranges, which appear to provide ample protection against a barrage of uranium-tipped bullets coming his way.
06.03.2026 14:41 — 👍 65 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Just seen a Twitter screen grab of someone referring to Andrew Tate's 'desert trek' into Dubai as 'Lawrence of dry labia'
06.03.2026 13:26 — 👍 468 🔁 122 💬 12 📌 12
Thank you, BBC Cornwall.
06.03.2026 13:07 — 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
'this detention centre' looks suspiciously like your bog standard Conference Centre somewhere on the outskirts of Kettering, just off the A14.
06.03.2026 12:53 — 👍 58 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0
ok, hear me out.
It's been 10 years since Wogan died, and i think it's a case of coming together in the National interest to get the country entirely behind this song on this night, with vino flowing and crisp online commentary throughout the whole thing.
We need this.
Good GRIEF.
They could have just used Team America, and be done with it.
Happy birthday to Betty Boo. Here's a reminder of the time she rapped with Public Enemy in the McDonalds at Shepherd's Bush back in 1987 (look out for the unimpressed manager!)
06.03.2026 07:35 — 👍 615 🔁 180 💬 30 📌 34This horse wins World Book Day
05.03.2026 22:22 — 👍 71 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 1
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A Tax on Attacks.
05.03.2026 13:53 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Andrew Tate's twatty video only starts making any sense when you use different music
05.03.2026 12:38 — 👍 214 🔁 83 💬 29 📌 11I may have just ruptured something whilst laughing at this.
05.03.2026 12:22 — 👍 62 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 0More headlines like this please
05.03.2026 12:19 — 👍 79 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 0
Alexander Armstrong doing a travel documentary, is it.
05.03.2026 11:57 — 👍 45 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0For World Book Day, my Nephew went to School dressed, attired, clothed, covered, garbed, robed, sheathed as a Thesaurus.
05.03.2026 11:20 — 👍 194 🔁 22 💬 0 📌 0Andrew Tate channelling strong Roy Jay vibes in his dance moves.
05.03.2026 11:16 — 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Aside from the Armstrong and Miller Show, every subsequent TV project this man has been involved with is Pointless.
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