Simon Pegg

David Cronenberg's 'A Christmas Carol'

Think I saw a baby crawling along one of the ceilings in the pictures.

We could just call them 'Woody Allen glasses' and everyone would get the idea to stay away immediately.

A LinkedIn lad has hired a private jet to get out of Dubaishire to go to a meeting in war-torn London because, what's your excuse, povvo?

He responds to people asking why he didn't help anyone else stranded by offering them the empty seats on his plane, but he likes to put his feet up.

LinkedIn has still got the juice, gang.
It's bum juice, but it's juice nonetheless.

This series is/was EXCELLENT

pan of cute biscuits decorated to look like faces

same pan baked, a horrific fucked up mass of evil

how it started/how it's going

He looks like someone has cast Damian Lewis as Kane in the Command & Conquer universe.

"... I said isn't it good they're getting those Brits living in Dubai back home safely as soon as possible. What did I say, Roy?"

"... You said they'd better stick those tax-dodging cunts in Economy like the rest of us."

Rob Grant obituary Radio and TV comedy writer who co-created the award-winning BBC space sitcom Red Dwarf

Rob Grant obituary

Seven years ago today Keith Flint passed away.

He had no idea that his death would be marked with such a touching and heartfelt tribute...

Reports of panic buying?

Cometh the hour...

‘Making’ chess pieces from Lego. Wow !

Source / Creator: Greg Saniatan aka slopsmcgee, in collaboration with LEGO

Wednesday.

Christ Almighty, it's Jared Leto.

Petition: Nationalise water companies to make water a non profit publicly owned asset To make water a non profit making national asset that ensures we have a secure water infrastructure that ensures our water security for future generations.

👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

Apathy gets us nowhere.

petition.parliament.uk/signatures/1...

This wasn’t a take on being in a war zone that I was expecting and yet…

That latter crank went straight into my DMs the moment he followed me there, and gushed in telling me how 'Shaun of the Dead' was one of his favourite films.

Cranks. Not doing research since the dawn of fucking time.

Way back when on the Hellsite, he used to follow me for a bit. I did not have a Scooby who he was, and he kept trying to interact with me over a few months.

I eventually realised he thought I was **that** one, and then when I followed up to correct, he blocked me immediately.

See also: Johann Hari

There is nobody on planet earth so terminally online in his Mum's basement than Ian Miles Cheong.

Also, nice reference, Robert.

“I have showed Mr Trump and Mr Netanyahu some of your hottest Bluesky posts.”

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

Americans are gonna die and then the president is going to look into a camera and call them stupid for not leaving

His future working for Evri is secured.

First week in the BBC graphics department and already thriving

2026 is apparently the 'Year of the Horse'

The Horse:

"... a second lunch has been obtained."

I've been unemployed for a few months. I now set myself pretend jobs to prevent the rot setting in. My son thinks this guy is funny, which is a good enough excuse to make something. Any requests?

So farewell then, Richard Osman,
On House of Games you were 'the man'.
On teatimes we'll no longer be shouting;
"Where the FUCK is Kazakhstan?"

22.00 FILM: FOR YOUR EYES ONLYFANTS Just £15 a month and you can watch me roger moore, while I show you my Octopussy, edge Christopher Walken off the Golden Gate Bridge, a take deep, deep interest in Christopher Lee's powerful weapon. Please note, for the Blofeld/Oddjob mash-up please speak to Sean.

Filth. Utter filth.

In Romesh's favour, they're not going to have to change the logo much.