Simon Pegg

Simon Pegg

@simonpegg.bsky.social

Same name, not *that* one though. 49, Movie lover, lives in the East. Rarely manages a serious post on any social media platform. 'Drinking Chololate Enthusiast' - Not my words, but the words of Hotel Chocolat

16,065 Followers 770 Following 7,851 Posts Joined Sep 2023
3 hours ago

We're canny. Can't be queuing up to get a ticket to store it for the meeting, so most of us have got the gear in a carrier bag so we can fold that up to put in pocket.

It ruins the illusion though.

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3 hours ago

Just had the first person on the train from Norwich to London and come up asking why we're 'dressed up like that's and 'we look like undertakers'

So that's going well .

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4 hours ago
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To London!

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13 hours ago

Off to that there London tomorrow in the masonic finery for a meeting in the Big House, so if you're around the Covent Garden/Holborn area don't worry, it's not an undertaker's convention.

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22 hours ago

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

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20 hours ago
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It took me ages to work out who this was.

She's usually pictured carrying a log.

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23 hours ago
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Two pairs of beavers released in Cornwall by wildlife trust Wildlife experts say the release is a "landmark" for nature recovering in Cornwall and nationally.

Enjoy a full minute of beavers being released into the wild in Cornwall. These little fluffbutts are the first to swim in these waters in a very, very long time - the last official records of beavers in the wild in England are from the 1300s. BBC buff.ly/BnMwCOx
#ShareGoodNewsToo

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1 day ago

Surely the easiest way to get Charles out of the State visit to the US next month is for the Security Service to say its too risky for him to travel to the US given the context of the current War in Iran, and potential risk to security. A subtle enough dig, but also gets Charles off the hook.

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1 day ago

unashamed BANGER

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1 day ago
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An 'epidemic' of violence: The women and girls killed by men last year We tracked reports and contacted police and prosecutors for a deeper look at the situation across UK.

BBC News - An 'epidemic' of violence: The women and girls killed by men last year - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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1 day ago

This, right here 👇, is the best account you can follow.

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1 day ago
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It was this one.

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1 day ago

They've taken that photo down!!!

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1 day ago

Not only was this story to be expected somewhere down the line, but in the article they've put a gold standard photo of this idiot next to a colleague, and the expression is just *chef's kiss*

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1 day ago
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Someone has also been busy...

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1 day ago

Sheringham Bus Shelter latest:

There are now two rival factions battling out across Facebook in the Local Community pages, as well as popping up in each other's own Facebook pages, and it's a glorious thing to watch. Accusations flying about, Petitions, etc. etc.

Just gloriously stupid behaviour.

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1 day ago

Don't tell me. A Westlife Reunion Tour.

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1 day ago
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Wait a minute...

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1 month ago

for anyone who may be losing faith in himan progress, remember this: we invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun.

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1 day ago
A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

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1 day ago
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Noma Is Cooked A new report details years of abuse inside Noma, the world’s most famous fine-dining restaurant. And unlike past stories, the details in this latest piece have broken through to mainstream awareness.

A new report details years of abuse inside Noma, the world’s most famous fine-dining restaurant. And unlike past stories, the details in this latest piece have broken through to mainstream awareness.

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1 day ago

I've just stumbled across another Jeremy Vine vehicle on Channel 5 called 'Celebrity Puzzling'.

It's like Osman's House of Games for those untroubled by the concept of entertainment.

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1 day ago

Hey ChatGPT! Can you make me some crude oil please? What do you mean you can’t? I thought you could do everything now? You useless piece of shit.

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1 day ago

He was still invited to Mar-a-Lago. You know, that place where they had the photo opportunity for the Temu War Room last week, so not exactly kept 'out of the loop'. with people, or being in a fairly central place critical to the shitshow.

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1 day ago

He more than likely didn't just get on a plane over there, hop in a cab, get turned around and then get the next plane back, did he. If nothing else, whatever he does has a purpose. Sure, he may not have seen Trump, but you can bet he saw *someone* connected to the shitshow over there.

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1 day ago

The thing is with Farage, he knew he'd never get anywhere near Trump given what is going on in Iran, and yet he 'tipped off' people that he was going there to try and meet Trump. So, of course the media has picked up on his failure to do so, and not perhaps other people he met whilst out there.

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1 day ago
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Eyewitness tried to tackle vape shop fire which led to inferno Lamin Kongira told BBC Scotland New he had been walking past when a shopkeeper ran out saying

good man www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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2 days ago
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2 days ago

Happy Birthday, Guv'nor!

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2 days ago

I have cackled like a filthy drunken sailor repeatedly at this

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