Simon Pegg

This is, objectively, the most hilarious thing I've seen on the socials today, and I've seen that Starmer/Military TikTok clip.

... and apologies in advance for when you next spot this on the inevitable Bank Holiday ITV broadcast and point at the screen going "ORANGES, BOND. GET BEHIND THE ORANGES!"

write it down, and email amazon.

I find this particular image far funnier than I really should.

Exhibit A:

Your reminder that in the opening sequence of Skyfall, Bond takes cover in the market behind crates of oranges, which appear to provide ample protection against a barrage of uranium-tipped bullets coming his way.

Just seen a Twitter screen grab of someone referring to Andrew Tate's 'desert trek' into Dubai as 'Lawrence of dry labia'

Thank you, BBC Cornwall.

'this detention centre' looks suspiciously like your bog standard Conference Centre somewhere on the outskirts of Kettering, just off the A14.

ok, hear me out.

It's been 10 years since Wogan died, and i think it's a case of coming together in the National interest to get the country entirely behind this song on this night, with vino flowing and crisp online commentary throughout the whole thing.

We need this.

Good GRIEF.

They could have just used Team America, and be done with it.

Happy birthday to Betty Boo. Here's a reminder of the time she rapped with Public Enemy in the McDonalds at Shepherd's Bush back in 1987 (look out for the unimpressed manager!)

This horse wins World Book Day

A Tax on Attacks.

Andrew Tate's twatty video only starts making any sense when you use different music

I may have just ruptured something whilst laughing at this.

More headlines like this please

Alexander Armstrong doing a travel documentary, is it.

For World Book Day, my Nephew went to School dressed, attired, clothed, covered, garbed, robed, sheathed as a Thesaurus.

Andrew Tate channelling strong Roy Jay vibes in his dance moves.

Aside from the Armstrong and Miller Show, every subsequent TV project this man has been involved with is Pointless.

I cannot wait for the insights on this! He's going to:

1. Sample some local street food.
2. Ride a train.
3. Visit a temple.
4. Not mention the pogroms that the serving Prime Minister presided over.
5. Smile at some elephants.
6. Top up his kids' private school fees.
7. Say "India is changing".

HMS Duncan has arrived in Dubai

But when is World Kindle Day?

I'm sure there was a terrifying children's public information film in the 80s about all this.

They've missed out a full stop in this, between the words 'show', and 'Unacceptable'

Had a dream last night I cooked dinner for Stanley Tucci IN HIS OWN KITCHEN, Let me tell you, the tension I had in my neck & shoulders from the dreamt stress of it all when I woke up was unreal.

Also, I have watched far too many reels from Tucci on Instagram that I know the layout of his Kitchen.

🎶"Lets get ready ready, Lets get ready ready.
Lets get ready to Rumbold!"🎶