@simonpegg.bsky.social
Same name, not *that* one though. 49, Movie lover, lives in the East. Rarely manages a serious post on any social media platform. 'Drinking Chololate Enthusiast' - Not my words, but the words of Hotel Chocolat
“I have showed Mr Trump and Mr Netanyahu some of your hottest Bluesky posts.”
03.03.2026 14:02 — 👍 22 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
03.03.2026 13:29 — 👍 2203 🔁 458 💬 24 📌 102Americans are gonna die and then the president is going to look into a camera and call them stupid for not leaving
03.03.2026 08:44 — 👍 146 🔁 33 💬 10 📌 2His future working for Evri is secured.
03.03.2026 12:06 — 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
First week in the BBC graphics department and already thriving
03.03.2026 11:36 — 👍 751 🔁 133 💬 30 📌 13
2026 is apparently the 'Year of the Horse'
The Horse:
"... a second lunch has been obtained."
03.03.2026 11:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've been unemployed for a few months. I now set myself pretend jobs to prevent the rot setting in. My son thinks this guy is funny, which is a good enough excuse to make something. Any requests?
03.03.2026 10:47 — 👍 461 🔁 166 💬 27 📌 15
So farewell then, Richard Osman,
On House of Games you were 'the man'.
On teatimes we'll no longer be shouting;
"Where the FUCK is Kazakhstan?"
22.00 FILM: FOR YOUR EYES ONLYFANTS Just £15 a month and you can watch me roger moore, while I show you my Octopussy, edge Christopher Walken off the Golden Gate Bridge, a take deep, deep interest in Christopher Lee's powerful weapon. Please note, for the Blofeld/Oddjob mash-up please speak to Sean.
Filth. Utter filth.
03.03.2026 09:14 — 👍 83 🔁 17 💬 5 📌 1In Romesh's favour, they're not going to have to change the logo much.
03.03.2026 09:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*Amol Rajan blows the dust off his CV*
03.03.2026 09:19 — 👍 38 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Fabricant has got strong 'Norman Bates wearing his mother's wig' vibes.
03.03.2026 09:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nobody likes an "I told you so" ...
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Terrible to see that Ronnie Barker has been dragged into this
03.03.2026 06:33 — 👍 75 🔁 10 💬 6 📌 0Makes you wonder where men who don't wear socks with shoes will congregate now.
02.03.2026 21:32 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0At least Ayatollah Khamenei didn't get to see Brewdog sold for just £33m.
02.03.2026 21:25 — 👍 133 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0
what a shame for the founde... never mind
but at least the beer was... scratch that
the pubs had great atmos... nope not that one either
Neither does Toby.
02.03.2026 14:04 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
That WW2 Italy truism still has relevance:
When the Germans flew over the British and Americans ducked. When the British flew over the Germans ducked. When the Americans flew over everybody ducked.
02.03.2026 12:21 —
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Dubai is very much the Milton Keynes of the Middle East
02.03.2026 12:19 — 👍 57 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0If I'm honest, I hope the only casualty is Dubai Chocolate.
02.03.2026 11:53 — 👍 59 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I once referred to Dubai as 'LinkedIn with beheadings' on Twitter and got two days of men in ill-fitting jackets telling me I was British as if it were some kind of own.
02.03.2026 11:29 — 👍 251 🔁 42 💬 8 📌 2Well done Edna.
02.03.2026 11:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Re-skeet if you've ever given someone a "plum shuttle"
02.03.2026 11:00 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
The air distance from Tehran, Iran, to the White House in Washington, D.C., is approximately 6,300 to 6,337 miles.
The air distance from Tehran, Iran, to Mar-a-Lago, is approximately 7,143 to 7,157 miles.
