Jonathan Peelle

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

oh not another R coding discourse!!

a man wearing a santa hat says " worse " and " how can they get any worse " ALT: a man wearing a santa hat says " worse " and " how can they get any worse "

The use of multiyear funding consumes the current year's appropriation faster than would be the case for annually funded grants, limiting the number of awards that can be made.

This is a major factor driving down success rates.

I will continue to track this and explore its implications.

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Campus e-newsletter having a normal one* ^.

BRB, got to attend this technology health check, wait for the power to come back on, then deal with this existential threat to the US rule of law and democracy.

*Within 2026 parameters
^ Actually a great looking talk

For people in speech, language, and hearing sciences, the CAPSCD salary survey can be helpful.

public.tableau.com/app/profile/...

Is there something similar for Psychology? 👀

I read the first sentence without understanding the context and was immediately like hell yes

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When scheduling meetings in other time zones, make sure you account for daylight savings time, otherwise you may find yourself getting up at 4 am when you didn't have to for a PhD Defense

(better than being an hour late to the defense, though!)

I just want to make sure everyone knows Mayo Clinic has a therapy miniature horse named Blue Sky

I read the first sentence without understanding the context and was immediately like hell yes

Having only read the title, I have questions...

My weekly NIH update...

The fiscal year 2026 curve still lies below the other curves but appears to be increasing at close to the normal pace.

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Nominative determinism FTW

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

What could go wrong?

I love reading 1950s Luria-era cognitive neuropsychological case studies — Patient JR was kicked by a horse and now he can’t walk backwards or tell time - gets the cover of Brain

Exciting news! The @yorkpsychology.bsky.social are recruiting 3 new ART (research and teaching) lecturers! One role will be prioritised for cognitive, affective and/or social neuroscience.

#neuroskyence #cognition #psychscisky #neurojobs

This one has a quote from Nabokov's "Speak, Memory" artologica.etsy.com/listing/4469... 🧪🐡🧠 #booksky

Excited to be giving a talk today at the famed Eaton-Peabody Labs at Mass Eye and Ear.

Also that I can take out the slides I usually have about "why hearing is important" 😂

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I'm old enough to remember the internet when search often worked, we could read text without having an account, we weren't constantly tracked, and I could sign in to every website with a username and password

Cool demonstration that using multiple tasks (diversity is important) may be more informative than resting state for uncovering individual functional connectivity patterns

Peak academic. “You’re not wrong but you haven’t captured the appropriate nuance!”

I am proud to offer my burger-eating services for an exorbitant consulting fee that is no doubt still cheaper than what other burger eaters get paid.

a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie . Alt: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .

Q: What did Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?

A: Make me one with everything.

h/t @profchadrogers.bsky.social

One of my favorite papers is Cohen's "The Earth Is Round (p < .05)"—for style as much as methodological points. I can't vouch that he's correct on all counts, but it's an enjoyable read and successful at making me think (also he may well be right on all counts) (1/5)

psycnet.apa.org/record/1995-...

We all need more beauty in our timelines

"What to do? First, don't look for a magic alternative to NHST, some other objective mechanical ritual to replace it. It doesn't exist."

Anyway, the whole article is worth reading! I'm fairly sure you will find it more enjoyable than not (p < .05). (5/5)

"Even a correct interpretation of p values does not achieve very much, and has not for a long time. Tukey (1991) warned that if researchers fail to reject a nil hypothesis about the difference between A and B, all they
can say is that the direction of the difference is "uncertain." (4/5)

"Like many men my age, I mostly grouse." 😂

"I argue herein that NHST has not only failed to
support the advance of psychology as a science but also
has seriously impeded it."

There's been some movement but this all feels spookily contemporary. (3/5)

You know you've reached a certain career stage and/or existed at a certain time in history when you can begin a paper with "I make no pretense of the originality of my remarks in this article". 😂 (2/5)