Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam

@kelofulthar.bsky.social

My name is immaterial. Saturdays child, all grown. To all you clown comics, fix your hearts or die.

488 Followers 286 Following 16,770 Posts Joined Jun 2023
44 minutes ago

I need to go to the doctor and get a fucking beta blocker because my heart is racing for NO REASON

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46 minutes ago

This suuuucks

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47 minutes ago

My ass has anxiety!!!!

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1 day ago

Like I can tell myself that’s not my type but my subconscious is apparently interested in a guy who has been told his whole life that he is “thick as a castle wall”

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1 day ago

🫡

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1 day ago

Sometimes I forget that my type is, essentially, good natured himbos and then I’ll have a dream about nursing Ser Duncan the Tall back to health and be like, oh right

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1 day ago

We’re toppling the empire ovah heah!

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1 day ago

Bro out here on threads like “pffff imagine actually typing your own code when Claude exists 🙄🙄🙄🙄” sooooo you don’t know what’s in your own code?

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1 day ago

Also I have zero patience for liberals who think the height of comedy is the same kind of juvenile schoolyard name calling Trump does. But see this time it’s good and funny because I’m pointing it at someone that *I* don’t respect or agree with! Haha!! Orange!!! Drumpf!!! Hogbreath!!!!

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1 day ago

Absolutely inundated with incredibly boring blue wave type bot accounts, get tf out of here man

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1 day ago

Someone being beaten over the head with foreshadowing WWE style, like the foreshadowing is a metal folding chair from the top rope: idk guys I think this may be a subtle piece of foreshadowing

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1 day ago

I very much enjoy the Pitt but the number of people who are talking about it online lauding it as one of the single best pieces of media ever made that will be used to teach film students one day are really killing me

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1 day ago

Ahhhhhh sick!!!!

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1 day ago
Shirt with a black and white, highly-pixelated picture of Jerry Garcia playing a guitar.  There is a reddish-orange circle intersected by blue text reading "Grateful Dead." 
I tie-dyed the shirt grey and blue in the geode ice-dye style.

Touch of Grey

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1 day ago

I see a bigger freak gazing at me

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1 day ago

Little freak little freak what do you see

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1 day ago

lol

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1 day ago

💪

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1 day ago

Tell the truth in the context of your worst day of pain and don’t feel pressured to appease by saying it isn’t always so bad. Those are statements that will stand between you and getting the care you need

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1 day ago

I see a lot of people saying “just lie!” And I also see this wrt veterans attempting to get disability through the VA. But it’s not a lie! Expressing how you feel on your worst day, and how you’re experiencing something that affects you every day in varying stages of tolerability isn’t a lie!

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1 day ago

Now, he might be a sexist if he then doesn’t believe you or treat you based on that complaint! The world is fully of evil and misery after all!

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1 day ago

Mr Male Doctor isn’t sexist for asking the question, and isn’t negligent if you answer “no” because you’re a brave little soldier who takes their ibuprofen and doesn’t complain, and he takes you at your word. You have to complain.

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1 day ago

We’re here assuming that your pain is considerable but not intractable. The answer to the question “is it impacting your daily living” is yes, it makes every aspect of my working life or the care for my children more difficult and leisure impossible

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1 day ago

But when a male doctor asks you “is your pain impacting your daily living?” and you say “no, because I have to do the tasks no matter how I feel,” you answered the question wrong

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1 day ago

The Algorithm(tm) is showing me a lot of women’s health stuff and specifically women complaining about poor treatment, which is fine. I agree. Women don’t get listened to, sometimes even die because of it. I have a whole horrible saga experiencing this.

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1 day ago

One less than I should

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1 day ago

Come to find this guy is parody, but when presented with only the screenshot I wasn’t about to deliberately seek out his profile to discern that or not lmao oh well he got me

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1 day ago

Anyway those kind of apocalyptic Christians are funnier to me than a survivalist preppers by a massive massive margin. Imagine believing Pastor Jim when he says Jesus is coming and selling all your possessions and sitting there in the park until dark, just hanging on because he SAID it was TODAY

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1 day ago
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I don’t wanna get blocked by garf bot but dang that looks like a huge choad

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1 day ago

Been walking around since I saw that post like “but who is preparing for the rapture by shopping??? WHO????”

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