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Veronica Ridgeway

@kelofulthar.bsky.social

I’m kel. 30s, NB, pharm tech, goblin enjoyer. To all you clown comics, fix your hearts or die.

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Latest posts by kelofulthar.bsky.social on Bluesky

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He looks like he bites

07.12.2025 18:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love how unhinged Chevy Chase looks throughout the Christmas Vacation etc movies

07.12.2025 18:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yakety sax bumpin in da clerb

07.12.2025 06:34 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1

I always thought my cousin with the massive blue ray collection was a little crazy, but now I’m realizing he was the smart one

05.12.2025 17:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I would rather die in a ditch

05.12.2025 15:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Girl I said what I motherfucking said

05.12.2025 06:37 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was half joking ranting about communism and my acquaintance interjected with “no, democratic socialism”

05.12.2025 06:37 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“Roma” tomatoes

04.12.2025 18:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Who up ringing their organic produce up as regular at the self check

04.12.2025 18:31 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have no irl kosher friends but what if my Bluesky buds came over??

04.12.2025 17:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My urge forever is to cook for people and especially if they have restrictions that make it hard to enjoy the standard stuff. I saw a comedian talking about how Cajun food basically seems to be made to spite kosher law but it got me on a jag thinking about how to make my Cajun cooking kosher

04.12.2025 17:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

👀

04.12.2025 17:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Po boy that is lol

04.12.2025 17:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

thanks a lot, big brain

04.12.2025 17:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have no restrictions but it would be fun to do a trip there with a focus on non Cajun cooking because there’s sooooo much good stuff to eat that’s not just the same menu of pecan crusted redfish, etouffe, po sandwich, etc. I love all those things, but there’s SO MUCH more!

04.12.2025 17:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

See that’s a whole different story, these people didn’t have any religious or health related restrictions, they’re just picky. We went to pretty varied kinds of restaurants, from fish fry to 5 star Cajun to Italian and they picked at their food and made a yucky face

04.12.2025 17:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Could do without my brain at random being like “remember when you had to call 911?”

04.12.2025 17:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I went to New Orleans with some acquaintances years ago and the visit made me hate their guts because all they wanted to eat was subway lol

04.12.2025 16:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Joe Wilson @cantcny.bsky.social • 11h
Pretty sure its because Gen X did enough as parents to not fuck up their kids so much they ran to someone's bed to find love and connection.

Joe Wilson @cantcny.bsky.social • 11h Pretty sure its because Gen X did enough as parents to not fuck up their kids so much they ran to someone's bed to find love and connection.

Incredible mind on this commenter

04.12.2025 16:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very, very good.

04.12.2025 14:38 — 👍 123    🔁 38    💬 1    📌 1

All I remember from that trip is a) my mother in law trying to convince me to go to urgent care and b) my four(?) hour layover at the Atlanta airport where I crammed myself into a chair and tried in vain to sleep.

04.12.2025 04:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I definitely feel the same mentally as I did five years ago. But now I feel the effects of mild obesity that I didn’t at the time—joint pain, chafing etc. But it is wild how consistent my mental image of myself has been, in spite of all evidence to the contrary

04.12.2025 04:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At the very beginning of Covid I’m p sure I caught it in an airport and was dog sick at my husband’s grandma’s funeral. I don’t even really remember it bc I was so sick. My dad got me from the airport bc I had to go home ahead of Shawn and he brought me home and got me medicine and made me ramen 🥺

04.12.2025 04:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Self image stuff aside, I also saw lots of pics of my Dad while he was still here and in better shape than he was at the end and that sucked too.

04.12.2025 04:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

For real!! Like these pics of me from 5 years ago, I’m looking at them now like what the fuck was I thinking?? How could I have ever thought that????

04.12.2025 04:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I split a pair at the crotch a little ways back, I honestly think because they were poor quality stretch material but man was it a mental blow

04.12.2025 04:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve expanded my black band tee collection lately because I’ve been getting into metal music lol, so that’s fine, but not fitting into jeans I like or wearing them out too soon because my thighs rub has been really rough.

04.12.2025 04:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My lip ring was also so sexy but I can’t wear it bc I kept a bar that was too long in there and it eroded my gumline 😭 😭 😭

04.12.2025 04:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s also just, a complete mind fuck to look at these pictures and know what a burning ruin my self image was at the time. Looking at them feels like looking at a different person. identifying my own beauty is hard enough, and there’s also this feeling of loss because I don’t look like that anymore

04.12.2025 04:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Double chin notwithstanding I think new clothes I could style well would go a long way for my self image

04.12.2025 04:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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