John Hooligan @whotftookhooligan

underground nu metal is w eargoons ngl

19.10.2025 03:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my license to fuck got revoked upon finishing the album

11.10.2025 05:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

first listen

11.10.2025 04:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

sometimes text from rogue warrior by richard marcinko flashes in my eyes like i’m being shocked into telling what the numbers mean

30.09.2025 08:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there was this one time in the 2000s i played toontown and there was this person in a headquarters that glitched through the windowed room and i accidentally typed “SHAT” with caps lock instead of “what”. i was auto-warned for that. that was the most a game made my heart sink besides thief (2014).

23.09.2025 05:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ethical gooning used to be an easier task back when the first overwatch came out

18.09.2025 13:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

that bike cuck better be glad to know i am happier than he is.

16.09.2025 03:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i am happy to have known you. rest easy.

09.09.2025 14:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

spilled my alpha juice

03.09.2025 10:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

rizzing up the gyattling gun at speeds incomprehensible to labubukind

17.08.2025 08:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

have you ever played thief (2014) with your life on the line?

12.08.2025 03:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

failing a training sesh at 5%? bruh.

11.08.2025 08:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i’m howling at the moon

11.08.2025 08:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i fired my beer fetcher 9000 for telling me alcohol is tearing the family apart.

02.08.2025 07:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i can’t go on to the horsegirl game today sorry

01.07.2025 04:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i extended it to pride year gang

30.06.2025 03:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

okay i need to break something to you, viewer. i like womens. i am not the sigma male you wish i was. i’m sorry🥀🥀

31.05.2025 08:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

does that imply qorvex is a fudanshi? if so, that’s awesome.

30.05.2025 03:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

29.05.2025 12:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the grapefruit technique send tweet

27.05.2025 17:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

kullervo from warframe with his apostate deluxe skin

simon blackquill from the ace attorney franchise

how fast must i walk

21.05.2025 16:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

in an unc and hag society, i still remain a weezer listening incel virgin. — Feeling “whatever mood Rivers is in when a song from Maladroit plays” 😰

12.05.2025 03:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ghost used CURSE!

11.05.2025 03:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

god if that white woman ruins my mood with her cooking again on my bi-daily google+ giggle doomscroll i’m gonna throw some seasoning on my phone

07.05.2025 03:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looking into it

30.04.2025 05:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

21.04.2025 06:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

alphas are everywhere, in many different sizes. awooooooo!!!!!!!!

20.04.2025 03:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the lead of the “ethical” goonsesh pulled out ai gen art and had me moving out of there like a monster on the thunderpath. — Feeling introspective 🤔

01.04.2025 06:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i fcking luv waffulz x3

30.03.2025 02:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeeeeowch!!!!

25.03.2025 05:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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