Sheba

We told them where we lived and they tied it down to the top of the car with a single piece of twine

Undertaking the long and arduous journey to the U-cut Xmas tree farm one block over

you’re never going to believe this. the woke left’s depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me they’re planning to make the yuletide gay

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Any
Club
Except
South Beach

Amiright?

WELP if there was ever any doubt, the room here at the Axe & Rose is decidedly pro Cascadia this afternoon 😂 #RCTID

Do I know anyone in Philly who can point me to a place to find underground metal listings? My wife’s gonna be there in January, wants to hit a show.
#metalsky #philadelphia

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

The only recipient of a FIFA Peace Prize I will accept is Didier Drogba.

I am of course completely ignorant of...sport model vape pens??? Is that what we are mad about tonight?

Nice work, jerk

One (pretzel) ring to rule them all

“When I was small, not much bigger than a pollywog,” said Frog, “my father said to me, “Son, this is a cold, gray day but spring is just around the corner.”

a woman is standing in front of a flock of birds in a field . Alt: a woman is running from a flock of swarming birds in a Hitchcock movie

What, like this?

Okay, fair. I am in favor of you breathing

Wait a minute? Aren't you at a hospital? How dare you have medical needs?

The staff shows impeccable taste in choosing you over the yelling lady, at the very least

Maybe another time I will. I didn't want to leave my staff, in particular my assistant principal, in the lurch the first day back from vacation.

Annual Winter Sale with @nopityoriginals.com and @rivetersmerchpdx.bsky.social, toy drive, and MLS Cup final? What a Saturday! Join us from 11:30-4pm for all the shenanigans. Bring a gift for 6yrs-High School for raffle tickets to win signed merch and more! #RCTID

A rectangular shaped piece of bread with package labeling that states "Rectangle shaped plain bread"

Let's all take a moment to appreciate accuracy in labeling for our airplane foods

It's not too late, we still have time to get actually bumped...🤞

Way to stay #OnBrand, friend 👊❤️

What, sleep, and miss all the fun???

I mean. That would technically be a lie so

Oh MAN I wish we weren't such responsible working humans. Flight is so full that they are offering a $1200 voucher PER PERSON to stay an extra day in Madrid, hotel covered. Stupid jobs and responsibilities 😂

W/ @efilnikufsin.bsky.social

WELP, sadly our time in Spain has come to an end, so we will be returning home today--er, tomorrow still to my PNW friends.

Spain isn't perfect BUT I'm here to tell my US peeps that in a thousand tiny ways it is so reassuring to spend time in a country that reminds you that another way is possible.

This was so well written and entertaining that I immediately sought out the author to follow and holy cow what a gem she is, as a writer and human. @naoisedolan.bsky.social if you are so inclined.

OMG I love this

What could be putting young women off marriage? It really isn’t that much of a mystery | Naoise Dolan Survey data suggests more and more girls can’t imagine getting married, while their male counterparts are keener. That disparity holds a clue, says writer Naoise Dolan

What could be putting young women off marriage? It really isn’t that much of a mystery | Naoise Dolan