Sheba

brb adding "shitposting elder" to my bio

Well, both, but since I'm usually the oldest person in the room I meant the elder

I feel seen

Don't ever change, Portland

VERY chill out here tonight at ICE processing facility south of downtown Portland. Federal Judge (Immergut, appointed by Trump) just made ruling from the bench no federalized Guard to Portland from anywhere period.

The author in a green Timbers jersey with the number 69 and the monicker "SHEBAE" standing in front of the Timbers Army space across the street from Providence Park in Portland

Thank you and LOL

Already was 🙃

(TBF Solomon prolly stole that whole "nothing new under the sun" from someone else, too)

That's cool, I'm sure my brain stole it from someone else. Ecclesiastes 1:9 or something

Yes! And those of you who also know me in meatspace, you know where you can find me if you need a friendly convo IRL in the near future. I'm here for you. ♥️

There's a LOT going on right now. You don't have to be able to do All The Things. You just have to find your lane, whatever it is, and run it HARD. We can do this.

Honestly I don't remember *anything* remotely like this ever happening in those Schoolhouse Rock videos

DOJ's Hamilton pipes up that he wants a stay pending appeal or an administrative stay - judge says no to both - hearing concludes. Phew

Judge will hand down new TRO that "prohibits the relocation, federalization, or deployment of any National Guard under federal command" "within the state of Oregon"

"Burning to the ground," I tell ya...

Sign for a chocolate festival in war-ravaged Portland

Braved the terrorism, fires, riots, tank fire, helicopter gunship strafing, bombs, etc. to sample chocolates, wine, and canned cocktails

We try!

Well, yeah. Two games at once, kinda more crowded than usual. People were still pretty chill and polite about it (Northwest casual style).

I like this!

I think we could solve it for him by renaming the stops:

International -> Stadium North
Stadium -> Definitely Not Stadium
SODO -> Stadium South

Seriously though, we're staying at JBLM, so we just parked in Tukwila and rode light rail. It was SUPER easy and there was only a short wait to leave (like one train got full right before we boarded). Would definitely do again.

Right. So basically you're saying trains should NOT stop right outside of Lumen? After a Sounders match?

My friend, that is just silly talk.

Like where would these magical empty trains be FROM, though? Are you thinking that everyone north of T-Mobile Park would just sit around & wait while Smashley's magical empty trains passed them by?

I get that it's a hassle but the short hike to intl district is relatively simple. Next time!

We also got on at international and are heading south. Sorry we apparently took your spot, Smashley

I'm not sure if I'm flattered or insulted TBH #RCTID

Evergreen skeet TBH

Timbers fans raise a giant red “12” in honor of Christine Sinclair 🐐

We couldn’t let the Derby prevent us from celebrating Sincy on her big day. #GOAT #BAONPDX

Hugs, you!

Lord knows you tried

The view from the rafters at Lumen Field. Apparently we are so scary that they tarped off the entire top deck! (Seriously there is a Mariners game going in at the same time, you can see it across the way in the top center)

Hellooooooo! 🥰