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When it happened to me I was like, "Oh, look, there goes a person with functioning eyes. No shit, buddy!"

There was definitely a moment walking back from the No Kings march when the bearish guys in shorts going to the Hairisson Street Fair crossed paths with the bearish guys in shorts with US flags walking home.

And that is *also* what democracy looks like.

With my glasses off it looks like a weird Garfield cartoon. Maybe you could appeal and say that. Who could object to Garfield?!

“It’s not gay if they’re a cutie-patootie.“ (Actually it’s probably hella gay instead. Good work!)

Domeskai Tamers is here!!

I'm so excited to bring you my latest game. I can't wait for everyone to get their hands on it. Please consider backing today!

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And wherever you two go, he'll have a nice view. Hope you both have a lovely time!

That felt stronger than a 4.4. Maybe it’s just been a while since I’ve felt a good shake-you-awake earthquake.

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I am, apparently, qualified to become a Santaland Elf. Do I need to practice my Billie Holliday imitation for the interview?

Truly, seeing the Apple in every Jack.

oooogh gnnn grum gooo grrr

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i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

In the middle of the interview you can just pause and stare blankly for a minute.
"I'm sorry, I was temporarily unreachable for a moment."
"You're hired."

At the club on my 21st birthday, my friends requested the song "Too Drunk to Fuck" in my honor, though that wasn't actually true. But I did hit my forehead on a glass at Denny's afterwards so maybe.

You can offer your own class Domain, with the ability "Channel Divinity: Divine Stroke."

I think...the veins and ridges on the injection molded plastic packaging is a bit *excessive*.

So, did he come…like that?

Please let their AI model train on your cocktailsafe.org content, before their "story" includes mixing airplane glue into my Aviations.

Many happy returns of the day!

From the Arthur cartoon, the title character's balls his fist in frustration. He is in his signature yellow sweater and light blue pants, and a red house with green roof and orange door is in the background.

Saaame. I can only imagine how many emergency "we didn't want to pay for design but then AI fucked it all up" decks and pitches I would have had to fix.

I'm simultaneously 100% glad you came up with a really catchy meme template, and 100% muting that pair of words for another 24 hours. :) (Seriously, it's nice that one can easily set up a temporary mute here.)

A zine about spiders without any spiders in it. www.instagram.com/reel/DL-_w_Q...

They didn't say he changed for the better. Not having read the story yet, I'm sure they'll take a nuanced, critical look at his actions as president. /s

We go with friends to Thee Parkside sometimes and they serve a heroic number of tater tots with the burgers...and this is more than that. You can do it, I believe in you! :)

It's good to have goals.

"Patient's masking to ensure that any mental health issues present do not cause negative reactions in others is excellent."

I came here to praise the shorts too!

Currently playing Air Slap Bass along with the Nintendo Music App.