It is NOT
been in Sydney for two days and I am struggling
Maggie: Everything was beautiful at the ballet
Zach: [disgusted] even war?
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If a man’s Partiful profile pic is shirtless he’s primarily using it to RSVP for orgies
Being brought so low by eating something I love so much was very instructive
if you, like me, will be on Fire Island — or anywhere with highly trafficked and sometimes under-chlorinated hot tubs — in summer may I humbly caution against this
here’s to another decade of loving and supporting one another as we find new and exciting ways to be annoying on the internet
trying out a new feature, lmk if it works
much to unpack
Very important note
loads more effort
Second load should get more money frankly
There are actually 2x$100 prizes and they go to the first and second people to make the nude DJ cum respectively
this is precisely what I was going for
I’m cow
That’s why everyone loves grabbing it
Do we not love nudes and by extension those who send them
Observational posts about autocorrect… 2010 is back baby
Misspelled “fuck” responding to a phenomenal nude and it autocorrected to “yuck”
Need to see this one IRL
"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."
Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.
has anyone asked for me yet
zoom for hairy shoulders
some things I love to eat:
Honey Cake at Hani’s
Popcorn chicken and stir fried rice cakes at Taiwan Porkchop House
Tuna Melt at S&P Lunch
Feta and Dill scone at Librae Bakery
Mortadella Egg breakfast pastry at Frenchette Bakery
Wonton Soup and Roast Pork at NB Wing Wong
Pizza at Mama’s Too
what caused the subsequent lines about teenagers fucking against a tree
I am selling prints of this at my store fyi. Link in bio
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I love being a ghostwriter
if i dont post bulge i will fade away
