dancefloor intimacy coordinator

We don’t talk enough about how one of the hottest things a man can do is be 55+ years old

hmm are you hot enough to be this tiring *click media tab*

sigh.... yes

mods asleep, post Pedro Pascal fagging out at the In the Heights broadway opening night

I’m sat

could not escape the pull of the Skims sale

then I will come to your house and impregnate you

a billboard ad in a subway station with three smiling babies and the text “have your best baby” with a link to pick your baby dot com

If I saw these ads in the opening level of a sci fi game about eugenics I'd be like "ehhhh maybe too on the nose"

Majora’s Mask… Wind Waker!!!!

LOVE beef

Can you both come to my house in these singlets

Gay people putting their negative Wicked reviews on Close Friends, is it that serious

g’day folks

Exactly exactly

Is this image kind of horny or am I just a pervert

This man on IG put me on close friends and every other post is like “ hey guys send me some pics ;) or add me to 🌶️ telegram groups ;))” and it’s like my guy, maybe do some proactive flirting with the people you follow

This comment isn’t very big cock positive Tom

Babe wake up there's a girthy hung travel-focused fitfluencer with a fat ass in tiny tight shorts doing radical horse cock acceptance body positivity content

the point is, everybody looks at other people’s profiles, but most do it in silence instead of triggering a bunch of notifications

I would prefer that people don’t fave every post as they scroll through a profile

Unfortunately this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

however it’s intended, scrolling down someone’s profile or media tab and liking every post in succession always feels creepy and I wish guys would stop doing it

being a gay guy friends with other gay guys is kinda like this

I have been informed that posting this makes me seem insane

She’s gonna see this and eviscerate you

love when a gay guy does a close friends grid post and you can go through the faves to find out who else is in the circle like yoohoo boys

You’re right but I’m a visual learner

Yeah I knew a guy who habitually posted ass pics to alt with visible toilet seat imprint on his skin

That’s not the seatbelt sign that the “start docking” signal

a screenshot of the town hall in animal crossing new horizons being bulldozed by orville. text reads: Isabelle The town hall is undergoing demolition for Tom Nook's Grand Ballroom! If you need resident services, I have not been paid in over a month and I am being laid off, so don't.

@aminal_crossing on ig was banned for posting this