Rich Knights

They at least got to start the following season

What could possibly be more ‘Spursy’ than sacking the only manager that’s won a trophy in the last 17 years! 🤦

Seems pretty clear to me!! We just need them to ASK for it and make sure their local politicians know that they want it too!!

Our new pope, from Chicago, has the perfect opportunity to start their pope-ship in the perfect way 😎😎

Nailed it Hermione 🏳️‍⚧️

Just letting people know…

Musk doesn’t like it when you call them Swasticars…so you know what to do 😉

Wow!! 😮

Oh Elon you poor poor man! If the President can do anything they like, without consulting anyone else (except you) or adhering to the laws of the country, then that’s ALSO not a democracy dear boy, that’s a DICTATORSHIP! 🤦 for a smart man you’re all kinds of dumb!

You know you’re tired when you’re stood by the kettle at work and completely forget to boil it before making your cup of tea 🤦😂

Came home from the George Street Market today to find a badly injured Black Swan out side the house so immediately turned around to take it to the amazing people at Dunedin Wildlife Hospital 🥰 we are so lucky to have this awesome caring organisation right here looking after our beautiful wildlife

Popped into the wonderful exhibition 30 Years of Pakake put on by New Zealand Sea Lion Trust on Princes Street just now! Zoom in on the photo and you can see Elwood the Sealion pup I was honoured to be able to name! Last day today! Some wonderful stories about peoples live being touched by Pakake 🥰

I’m in geek heaven! Just discovered that Windows 11 has the ability to copy multiple individual items and then allow you to paste them by picking them from a list 😮 I always wondered why you couldn’t do this…well now you CAN! 👍

When Elon Musk shares images of others raising their arms let’s be clear about what he’s doing. He’s not saying, “These people aren’t Nαzis; this was just an unfortunate coincidence taken out of context. He’s saying, “See? They did the Nαzi salute TOO, so why are you mad that I did it?!”

As far as I can tell, there’s only ONE reason why Elon hasn’t made any attempt to use the personal soapbox (that he paid $44bn for so that he could force his words on millions of people that never wanted to hear from him), to make a statement denying he made a Nazi salute…only one!
(image is AI)

Annoying isn’t it?

Elon (to his advisors): I won’t fuck this up right?
Advisors: NO of course not! Not unless you do a Nazi salute or something with the whole world watching! And, like, what are the chances of THAT happening even once?!
Elon:…TWICE!!!

Hopefully they will bring one in soon…

Looks like President Musk has played his hand early…😂

I can’t be the only one wondering what First Lady Trump will be wearing to President Musks inauguration can I? 🤷‍♂️😂

‘Intelligence’ suddenly became an oxymoron

When your son arranges for someone to come and collect something from the house, leaving you in charge of the handover, and you unknowingly open the door to your NEMESIS…THAT! 😂

I do love my annual ‘why do I pay more as a loyal customer of 10+ years for your services than a brand new customer does?’ conversation with my broadband provider which ends up with me always paying LESS than their new customers instead 😂

I’m clearly worried about events on the global stage as last nights vivid dreams were about the planets most dangerous man, Elon Musk, trying to kill me for speaking up against him PLUS he dropped a Rich Tea biscuit in my tea and I had to rescue it!! 😮 slightly concerned it was a premonition too 😂

He’s got more money than god himself and THAT’S the jacket he chooses to wear 🤷‍♂️

YouTube video by Jonathan Pie Truth & Lies

Pie on Musk - hilarious as always 😆🤣
Warning: contains heavy swearing, and references to rapists.

Quite possibly 😉😂

I’ve already got 8 times more followers here in 3 days as I’ve accumulated on Twatter in 3 YEARS! Not sure if I should be sad or happy about that 🤷‍♂️😂

What happens if all the twits from Twatter come over here? Anyone working on Plan C? 🤔

Someone wanna explain ‘Starter Packs’ to me? Please use small words and talk slowly…😂