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@bitterkarella.bsky.social

Midnight Society founder. Genderfluid transvestite goblin πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‘Ί He/Her, She/Him. Three (3) x Hugo Nominee. Reppd by @jjbker & @literaryfey http://www.bitterkarella.com | Out now: Split Scream 5 (Tenebrous Press), Soon: Moonflow (Orbit)

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pedocon theory remains undefeated

06.08.2025 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"are you tired of reasonable temperatures? meet the charming north valley town that's like living in a blast furnace. it's famous for its rustic toxic miasma of artisan asbestos smoke"

06.08.2025 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The SF Chronicle just ran a peppy fluff article about my hometown as a vacation spot to escape "the chilly hoodie-weather of the coastal summer" and it's all about how it regularly stays in the 110s until Halloween here and then a listing of the megafires that have destroyed all our local landmarks

06.08.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
06.08.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I called and am getting transferred to the secretary, that direct line is: 202-690-7000
Introverts: it's after office hours right now, so you won't have to speak to a human if you call the direct line now and leave a message.

#DidThisToday

05.08.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 260    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 16

Is Moonflow for you? Check out this cool review! (that rhymes!)

06.08.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Raven is adorable!!! Here's my Riker πŸ–€

06.08.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

good

06.08.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RFK Jr. backs down all the time when he gets push back, so if anyone wants to call, here's the HHS number 1-877-696-6775.
I'd also call your senators/reps as well.

05.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6449    πŸ” 4396    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 94

Quality literature!!

05.08.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not much of a Venture Brothers fan, but it also seems funny to get mad at it for being more popular than a show that's been off the air for 30 years

05.08.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Furry Found Footage continues to produce the only videos worth watching on the internet!

05.08.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is stupid

05.08.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the butlerian jihand can't come fast enough

04.08.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you could make an AI puppet of martin luther king jr and have it say "we need sensible bipartisan solutions" and people would be all "wow, so wise"

04.08.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Putting aside the demonic grotesqueness of hijacking a dead man's soul and the mind-bending stupidity of the reporter impressed by this debacle, it's kind of funny that that they just made him spout the exact same old empty platitudes we've been hearing for 30 years of gun control discourse

04.08.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

it's a rare accomplishment to do something this ghoulish but also this stupid

04.08.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i knew it!

04.08.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

putting raisins in cheerios like i'm caligula

04.08.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‰

04.08.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

someone who's good at hormones, please help me. my family is dying

04.08.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

assigned cop at birth XD

04.08.2025 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

help i fucked my wife so hard i turned trans and gay :(

04.08.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

"if you like it so much, why do you only cross dress in situations where you're less likely to get hate crimed?" i don't know genius, you figure it out

04.08.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

This is far from a big deal, but I'm getting real annoyed with this circular conversation where people tell me that I like presenting masc based on the fact that I live in a society where it's a basic safety requirement to do so

04.08.2025 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 162    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

yeah that's another big "wtf" about this!

03.08.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Furious to find out that there's a cryptocurrency called moonflow. wtf. no seriously what the fuck

03.08.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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03.08.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

was it?

03.08.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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