Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy

god, why is she still talking

that's kind of sweet in its own naive way

it's true! :D

the book that brings chasers and chasees together 😎

you will not be disappointed!!

🥰🙏

Somethings don't change tho -- it's also full of sexy sexy fat girls XP

Moonflow "A bizarre and fiercely original splatterpunk phantasmagoria of queerness. Deranged and gleefully weird as f*ck, this is an impressive debut from a singular...

Yes, but you should only read it if you like psychedelic trans splatterpunk horror with lots of hot sex and cool gore!
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Moonflow, the book for chasers! XD Probably the chaseriest book ever... except possibly for Chasers by Eve Harms & Mariah Darling XD

You should!

it is! XD

Take care of yourself, hun 🖤

😜

who's even still shopping there at this point lmao

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that's right!! :D

How does a man keep his job as a professor when he's as gullible as you are?

With all due respect, you're a fucking idiot, man.

you know it's christmas season, time to pull the annual avocado toast article down from the attic

😉

i know its real basic bitch shit to be all "[some writer] predicted this terrible future!" but I do think Douglas Adams really captured the essence of AI with the electronic monk in Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

nice

why, the effect would be the same as if you showed a medieval peasant a dorito!

this explains a lot

oh, I don't care for it!

JD Vance trying to give a Trump speech is like when a comical minion somehow obtains the master's power amulet for one episode and absolutely gets himself owned by his ineffective attempts to wield it as the master does

The best way to think about Trump and his court is to imagine an 80s Saturday morning cartoon villain and his comical minions: To ensure loyalty, Trump must surround himself with incompetent & unlikable people completely incapable of succeeding without his largesse.

i'd like a lot more to happen to him, but i'm willing to settle

I don't have much hope that Trump will see any justice outside of the fact that all men must eventually die, but i will look forward to Vance's meteroic ascent suddenly taking a sharp turn right down the toilet once his benefactor croaks

JD Vance's turkey speech was really fascinating, because you can see he's trying to imitate the effect of Trump's effortless rambling but using the boring cadence that comes naturally to a stuffed suit politician. Really pathetic stuff.