Pretzelogic in Philly, PA

It's official. Nearly 7 million people. Today is the single largest day of protest in American history. Americans from all corners of the country are standing up and saying #NoKings. This is what peaceful, patriotic protest looks like.

So no terrorism then?

Thank you to the organizers of today's wildly successful (and peaceful) "No Kings" rallies. You did an amazing job. And thanks to all the millions of people who showed up to give us faith. And a special shout out to the White House regime and the Speaker of the House for all the free publicity!

It's an Alaskan NATIVE village. I'm pretty sure the state's "red" voters don't care (at best). 🧐

The puppy killer claims they busted Antifa's girlfriend in Portland, but she's still in New York so I think she might be lying. (Picture of the Statue of Liberty)

The puppy killer claims they busted Antifa's girlfriend in Portland, but she's still in New York so I think she might be lying.

🔥For those experiencing a delay in today’s Rapture ✝️,
Jesus C has been detained indefinitely by ICE being an undocumented immigrant.
He is currently being held in an undisclosed ICE facility pending deportation..🇺🇸

#proudblue #demvoice1 #resistance #RageAgainstTheRegime #bluecrew #riseup #mobilize #StopFascism #NoKings

Sinclair and Nexstar refuse to air #JimmyKimmel

The stuff Jeffrey Epstein’s friends felt comfortable saying and drawing in grotesque detail with their names attached knowing they would not face consequences is the kind of thing I think of when I think about rape culture and how sexual violence against girls and young women is actually glorified

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion, after getting $1.2 trillion richer over the past year alone.

Meanwhile, the rest of the country is getting squeezed by tariffs and high prices for groceries, utilities, and health care.

The system is broken.

The US president trafficked & raped underage girls, the evidence is overwhelming, everyone knows it, and this country's elites & institutions are so broken, so insular, so decadent that we can't even bring ourselves to state it clearly, much less do anything about it.

Contemptible & pathetic.

Agreed. You can still see her face. 🤮

New German word for you:

"Stubentiger" (literally: Livingroom tiger. Describes a house cat).

"Stube" (singular) is a rather antiquated way to say "Raum" (room) in German.

For Three Glorious Days Everyone Thought Donald Was Dead Soon.

SOON.

Television legend Stephen Colbert has just signed a $13.5 million deal with Netflix for a 7-episode series.

Conclusive proof thoughts and prayers don’t work: he’s fine.

@silvermansecurity.bsky.social @beyerstein.bsky.social @aravosis.bsky.social @johngcole.bsky.social #KrasnodarOilRefinery produces a spectacular fireball.😌 #WarInUkraine 🌻

CARTOON OF THE DAY

(From @mluckovichajc)

This is so important…

Sharon has been tracking license plates on cars driven by ICE agents, and she’s finding they don’t match the vehicles.

In other words, ICE is using secret, illegal tactics—just like we suspected.

REMINDER: the DMV is not a federal agency.
@governor.ca.gov
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Just want it to be clear and on the record, the felon-in-chief’s actions are all immoral and inhumane, and anyone who supports him is complicit in all of it. I do not want to let any of this become normalized in my brain, so I will keep saying out loud that what’s happening now is wrong.

And I am the world's foremost astrophysicist ballerina who invented the piano, aspirin, and appetizers.

Bad Brew: Bice Agrees to “Meet N Greet” in Wrong Congressional District - The Lost Ogle Over the past couple of months, there have been cries from the small, liberal, anti-Trump establishment of the OKC echo chamber questioning why Congresswoman Stephanie Bice hasn’t held any in-person t...

How stupid is your average Republican congressperson? This stupid. They can't even keep track of their own gerrymanders. I do think her Democratic opponent missed a trick though. She probably shouldn't have posted about it until it had already started in the wrong place!

One reason why AOC resonates with so many people is because she is in Washington - and has been now a few years - but she still is able to analyze the problems in Washington like a regular person, not some DC swamp creature that has lost touch with reality.

#ResistTrump

Gotta hand it to the artist.

Robert Reich How Corporations Crush the Working Class | Robert Reich

Corporate America’s playbook:

1) Exploit workers to maximize profits
2) Use profits to buy Congress
3) Use Congress to pass union-busting laws
4) Use these laws to further exploit workers
5) Repeat

Let's break the cycle and keep building back a powerful labor movement.

Point taken. I guess I overlooked that through my tears of disappointment...

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