Jeez ... imagine the shrill, cackling gym grunts
Today, we went out in a little boat to a place Dad loved to fish, to spread his ashes, and leave flowers for him.
He really loved this place, and as I have learned, had flown in and out of here as a young pilot many years before we came here as a family.
I hope the spirits here are peaceful.
I'm more sensitive than ever to the "politeness judo" thing that seems to run in my family.
"No, I don't want or need anything.
Stop worrying about me;
Stop offering me things;
Stop inventing needs I might have; Please just relax so that I can fucking relax too" is still a taboo thing to say.
Hes'rah came to me in a dream. These days I leave the pronunciation simple and like "Hez" just fine.
I pray this won't come to pass, but the way things are going, it's only a few days until another passenger airliner is shot down.
It all looks so sad each time it gets passed along...
I expanded a bit on this meme
*huge huge hugs*
Ā, kare wa sō shinakatta! *Finger and head wave*
Roku Nanaaaa! *Hand gestures*
Do it, Toby! You got where you are right now with hard work and taking chances!
THE WINNER
I wanted to buy lemon gum, but I accidentally bought quince lozenges.
I'm a fool.
@losingcolour.bsky.social come out to pawpads!
His new potion is working better than expected
"... and I kept saying while we were putting the straitjacket on him, 'Buddy, you can scream about being Pagliaci all you like, but that guy is actually funny!'"
It's the magazines. The bullets have to switch orientation.
$35? And they fucking cheated you out of that?
That's fucking ridiculous.
If that person is checking your socials at all - I say to them, this: you just decided that your self respect, your sense of fairness, and your integrity was worth less than $35. Have a great fucking life.
Me too man, me too
One day I'd like to dress up as a pilot, and get really really drunk at an airport bar, and then go for a stagger through the airport.
Is that common?
Every bit of "don't laugh in face" that i have inside me was spent in that moment
"Wind turbines are actually powered by the grid for appearances sake" is my favourite
Boy oh boy. White conservative work dudes have such wild wrong takes over a few beers.
On my flight to Melbourne, I was sitting across from an older Indian man was reading the book "What Women Think."
Wonder what he thought of it...
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
On some nights, it still feels like Dad is just a phone call away.
Ape is what my dealer goes when my ATM score didn't pay off, help
The worst thing about Crypto ATMs is lugging them home and finding nothing inside them.
Can't wait for my Tesla humanoid robot to catch on fire and lock me into my burning house.
