toni

toni

@rodeotownticket.bsky.social

298 Followers 219 Following 769 Posts Joined Aug 2023
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Currently reading Sula by Toni Morrison and I’m in awe of how much she’s able to pack into quite short chapters

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MLB
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Royals teammates Bobby Witt Jr. and Vinnie Pasquantino actually live in the same house together
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During Spring Training for the last two years, they've been roommates in a house that they call "The Wittz-Carlton"
They live with a third roommate, Barry (Bobby's dog). They drive a minivan to practice every day... and sometimes, Vinnie cooks

Couple goals

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18 hours ago
A guy crouched in a parking space with text “normal car in a dealership lot” The same guy crouched over some rocks on the grass with text “Jeep Wrangler in a dealership lot”

They got unc crawling in the lot for content

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15 hours ago

POV: they have put you in “the hole”

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9 hours ago

Undeniable!!!

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11 hours ago

the pitt should introduce a character exhibiting symptoms of delirium who won't stop yelling that everyone in the hospital is in a tv show

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14 hours ago
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2 days ago
Report: Fun Aunt Has To Go Away For A While

Report: Fun Aunt Has To Go Away For A While https://theonion.com/report-fun-aunt-has-to-go-away-for-a-while/

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2 days ago

so i take it the straits are not OK

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2 days ago

Is there a bi of hormuz

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18 hours ago

I’m sick to death of Ryan Murphy let someone else make trash tv for a change

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20 hours ago

There are old furbys on the wall at my new hair salon <3

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2 weeks ago
Paddington in the Criterion Closet

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1807

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1 day ago
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Khawi funny af he said “ay a fight” lmfaooo

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1 day ago

was hanging with a gen z guy who said "she did her big one" re: Hildegard of Bingen constructing the lingua ignota

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1 day ago

you cannot kill me in a way that matters

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1 day ago
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He looks so stupid

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2 days ago

It is already funny but now it’s become far funnier because they know everyone knows and is looking at their shoes but they still have to do this

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2 days ago

Operation Epic Fury [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass. It's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

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1 day ago
a meme of a mcdonald's "jesse plemons meal" parodying the sports celebrity meals at fast food places, it shows a picture of him looking a little offput and the meal consists of a regular hamburger, fries from wendy's, and a cup for water. jesse is low key saying "I get it sometimes"

it may finally happen

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2 days ago

there may be something wrong with me

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1 day ago
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Sometimes instagram shows you the most American thing you’ve ever seen

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2 days ago
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2 days ago
A post from the subreddit “popculturechat” with picture of Sebastian Stan walking in his dogs on NYC. The caption is “Sebastian Stan (seemingly bald) walks his dogs in New York”

I’ve been laughing about the caption of this Reddit post for the past 5 minutes

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2 days ago
rfk standing very normally in a steak and shake

leland palmer in the black lodge

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2 days ago

I want no news stories except for this. This is all I want current events to be.

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3 days ago
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Buttercup says hello

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3 days ago
Ben Shapiro’s new weird big fluffy eyebrows

Does he think this makes him look manlier????

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3 days ago

Once again thinking about Aaron Paul dressed as Krysten Ritter's character from Breaking Bad.

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