Captain Rex

Just screaming into the void at this point cause I'm frustrated I can't fix it, I'm sick, and I'm just fucking tired

Going from "let's move your surgery up" to "jk you need more time to quit smoking so back u go" in 24 hours is the worst kind of emotional whiplash. Fuck is not a strong enough word.

I'm so happy for him and I'm also panicking to make sure everything is ready lmao

Sex workers posting wildly incorrect WW2 rage bait to get people to click on their bio instead of thirst traps is the funniest anecdote you can tell about this place

Indy's top surgery was scheduled for May.

The hospital called today to reschedule.

For fucking MONDAY. Which is so cool but also oh god

Maybe someday I'll watch the Adventure Time series finale and not bawl like a baby, but today is not that day.

Can your GOAT get people to chant for therapy? No. Mine can though. #AJLee

I love football

So sorry to hear. Positive vibes for you.

I will be talking only about AJ Lee for at least the next three to five business days.

I've been absolutely obsessed with Dave the Diver and have just renamed all my chickens:

Marceline, Bonnie, Fionna, Cake, and most importantly Bread.

A push notification from Amazon with text that reads: "In case you missed it. We spotted something we think you'll like based on your recent purchases". Its a tape dispenser. I have no idea what they're on about.

Uh, thanks? I guess?

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

A statue of Chicago Cubs great Ryne Sandberg next to a large red 23, his jersey number, near Wrigley Field in Chicago

Found on reddit

A painting of a red and bluish purple bird with the text "the risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math" You see because I decided reddit was the best place to go on the internet. And that's dumb.

Oh hi bluesky. I spend like 10 hours a day on reddit because bluesky and Facebook were bad for my mentals.

Anyway sharing this picture for no reason.

Thats a great pun but also the exact opposite of what happens lol

I am never a worse person than when I'm on chats at work.

I get to mow the lawn at the house that I own for the first time today and I'm probably more excited than I should be

(I did not realize it was 500mg. We did the math the next day. I am Not Smart)

I ate a 500mg brownie the other day and was only tethered to Earth by Bluey AMA

There's a person on a different shift that says "thank-you" in emails.

I hate this person. I refuse not to.

Imagine being with someone this talented

Oh wait I don't need to imagine.

We just bought our first house. Thanks for the reminder!

Anyway I bought a litter robot because I am TIRED of scooping litter

It's really nice to get a big purchase and think "hmm maybe I should keep this box in case I need repairs" and just... put it in the basement. And there it is! Out of the way!

I love this house.

I have had this AT&T Air internet for three weeks.

Yesterday I gave up and am going back to Spectrum. The fiber is fine, this Air is fucking trash.

Aloy's story is about fighting back against the apocalyptic effects of hubristic tech CEOs whose greed and short sightedness destroyed civilization

This muthafukka really doesn't take a bad shot.