IS HE DEAD YET? -Emperor "Kuzco" Watch

Praytell, might the WH Press Pool ask the TrumpPhone Question cited? 👇🏽
@kaitlancollins.bsky.social are you & Ms. Leavitt or the Emperor presently on terms to inquire? It's highly relevant & of interest. Or cut me in like a 7th rate TMZ? (Cash money) Sorry, 1st bribe attempt. DMs Open! #IsHeDeadYET?

Not if it has a 1st alert that he's gone on to The Final Walk Into The Great Grift-After. I don't have Klan Karoline's contact information. Could someone in the FAKE NEWS, otherwise known as the White House Press Pool inquire?!

I'll pay extra.
In this economy.
In his Crypto or the scam du jour.

Secret service agents seek to protect a guy with an orange face with a smear of red on it and what appears to be an alpaca's beige winter fur, but straight ironed like a 2009 MySpace Emo Scene kid with a combover and disproportionate length of bangs to hair in a similar style on his head. The alpaca haired man holds a sign that says I RAPE KIDS and what appears to be another secret service agent on his left has a thought bubble above his head that says HE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS

This is a cartoon drawing of Saint Jeffrey Epstein, Patron Saint of Philes, Files but only the worst kinds & allegedly Patron Saint of Blackmailers, Arms Dealers, Money Launderers, Murders of Philes or File nature, & Government Intelligence Assets, especially the two-timing kind. Also, Mad Scientists & BABY FARMS?! W E I R D. Depicted in red shirt, blue robe, and golden halo cradling the world's oldest infant, depicted with skin so thin it's mostly bruises & no melanin, cankles, no they are very large CANKLES. Baby Canks I shall call him, has a weird heart tattoo that probably is good that I can't read and a stunning amount of Broadwayesque theater paint in a shade of orange that may have oxidized to appear so pumpkin spice in shade on Baby Canks face. The world's oldest infant also appears to be wearing pink lipstick in a shade of cheap Rosé. Baby Canks eyes seemed to be borrowed from a 400 year old with pink eye & eye bags and his hair is befuddling & appears to never have been properly styled... Ever. Baby Canks is also depicted with a Halo and hands so small they're likely transplants from an infant mouse. They're so tiny it can't be determined if they are meant to appear human. Although, if Baby Canks is meant to be human, he was most certainly put together all wrong but in exceptionally inventive and wonderously creative ways. Canks is Patron Saint of Spray Tans, Toupées, Adderall Rx, Philes, Files, the worst kind, Unpaid Bills, Get Rich Mafia Collaborations, Lies, Theft, Moral & Financial Bankruptcy, Felonies, Treason, Mail Order Brides, Cursed Human Offspring, Insurrection, Failing Up, Something in Russian, & Fecal Incontinence. Accomplished, these two. Y I K E S.

They have a "brand" to upkeep & all. Society would collapse if a fashionable tan guy called "Bad Bunny" sang what now? A song en Española spoke of oneness & unity with all people of América as he's from U.S.' territory of Puerto Rico. Bad bad bunny OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
Eps-
WITCH HUNT!
DEMOCRAT HOAX!

a group of people are dancing in a living room with the word consumer on the bottom right ALT: a group of people are dancing in a living room with the word consumer on the bottom right

I MEANT CRY.
(Into my mojitos with joy)

One hour later ... In blue letters with pineapples on a yellow orange and lime colored background

s t i l l
NO
I promise, the alerts in my house & all around are set to "E-4 Tornado Siren" if there's a mere mention of his motorcade headed to Walter Reed, if Marine 1 takes to the sky unplanned. It'd be great if more people who worked in all the places would @ me from a burner so we can cele- cry

He's hilarious.

a man in a bow tie says " science rules " ALT: a man in a bow tie says " science rules "

It's forever weird to me that in the U.S. this guy & old projector science reels taught what would happen here. My greatgrandparents were born in the 1880's & said the same. They knew the land & the science.
They were also ancient & explained what the climate was like before electricity & big AG. 🥺

Nahhh.

They love him. bIgLy.

In the same way Yzma loved Kuzco.

IS HE DEAD YET? NO.

BUT HE COULD....

Side Bar: Could any one with experience in witchcraft, tarot, fortunes, seers, oracles, well necromancy basically & uhhh Druid Priests, the Gods Old & New... Send help. Lots. Any tips or advice welcome.

#ISHEDEADYET? #IHDY?
#BigBeautifulObituary #BBO

Orange background with grey bird from @fabfeministart on Instagram with the words SENDING YOU LOVE In black lettering above the bird and across the throat and chest of the bird more black lettering that says BECAUSE WOW. QUITE THE SHIT SHOW WE'RE ALL IN.

IS HE DEAD YET?!
IT'S 7:45 P.M. ON THE EAST COAST
IT'S 6:45 P.M. IN CHICAGO • MEMPHIS
IT'S 5:45 P.M. IN TUCSON • EL PASO
IT'S 4:45 P.M. IN L.A
ALASKA, WE'LL CALL 7 BUSINESS DAYS AFTER LIKE YOU SEND IN YOUR 3 ELECTORAL VOTES
IT'S SAD BUT PRETTY IN HI, THE ISLES, & P.R.
HE COULD STILL KICK TONIGHT!

Street sign by protester dressed to be a red monster or the devil or something & he holds a sign that reads "DONALD PLEASE COME HOME NOW"

IS HE DEAD YET? NO.
BUT HIS DAD SENT A MESSENGER REQUESTING HE RETURN HOME, TO HELL.

A most reasonable request from a corpse father to his decaying child.

#ISHEDEADYET? #IHDY?
#BigBeautifulObituary #BBO

Women holding out thick sparkling necklace chain that has a pendant spelling "Baddies" in the same silver metal style

Who? Ohhh, you meant Patriot Bunny. It's hard to call a brilliant artist who used his platform to call us together as many nations but all Américans.

He's Unity, Love, Classy Bunny until...
He's on the mic and/or all dressed up.
For which, he's a Baddie Bunny.
Come get your chain, BENITO!
🫶🏽🇵🇷🇺🇸♥️

Pour out some henny for the gang at The WaPo Massacre

We said Big Beautiful Obituary
Not Big Bezos is a Pedos So He Murdered His Own Press Outlet Obituary

#IsHeDeadYet? FAWK NO
But Kevin’s Mom IS. 😭🤬

Who has Helga’s number?
#IsHeDeadYet ? Still no.

But there’s a chance… a Helga Pataki could advise?

I thought CHF was a widow maker?
Melania, Still Not A Widow

#BBO Remains On Hold

The Times Are A Changing, The Obituaries Are Not A Changing

Yet….

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

Really, Ted?!

a sign that says i love war crimes with a red heart Alt: a sign that says i love war crimes with a red heart that is bespoke for Jordan Peterson

Add It to the Geneva Conventions!

No One:
Jordan Peterson: Let’s Do A War Crime On Elmo ON His 3 & A HALFth BIRTHDAY!!! 🥳🎂

[Even Rocko Hates Jordan Peterson]

#IsHeDeadYet? NO

ZERO #BBO SIGHTINGS REPORTED YET TODAY

Image with column of blue with three white stars on left side of image, right column comprised of three smaller columns in red, white, and red with a band of white text over a black background in the middle of the image. The white text say IS HE DEAD YET? In all caps. “He” is, presumed to be in the Exclusive White House Grim Reaper Protection Program For Convicted Felons, Adjudicated Rapists, Alleged Child Predators With Rich Friends, Verified Child Predator Bestie Squad Leader, Suspected Russian Asset, The United States Undefeated Champion of Tacky Toupees & Bad Spray Tans, Guy Who Definitely ALLLL of What You Suspect He Did & Much Worse, World’s Lamest Pathological Liar, & Undefeated Dark Lord Of The Dumbest Dictators That To Ever Exist, & Most Importantly - THE DECAYING, YET STILL BREATHING RECORD KEEPER OF THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM’S MOST ANTICIPATED BIGLY BEAUTIFUL SUPER SADLY NOT YET BUT CROSS YOUR FINGERS, SAY A PRAYER (TO ALL THE GODS OLD & NEW), WISH ON ALL THE STARS, BECAUSE YOU CAN’T LIVE FOREVER (BUT WE’RE SCARED HE WILL) OBITUARY. F D T ——> FFS, F D T EVEN IN THE WHATEVER COMES AFTER THE CORONER & FAR BEYOND. also notable: somehow worse than Cheney & Kissinger even if they had super powers & existed in the same timeline, HOW? LUCIFER COME GET YOUR SON! (THAT GUY- IS THE “HE” IN THE AFOREMENTIONED REFERENCE)

Not yet….