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In all things | In all ways | Straight your door | Chekhov's sword of Damocles | Fashionably late | Godspeed, prodigal | Romans 8:31 https://godspeedprodigal.substack.com/

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Note to self: stop getting the v-necks. The normal shirts have color ways you actually want and that way you can replace current stock with just them.

23.02.2026 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hello hi I am whoever I claim to be and a mistake I never knew I was making was getting the 128 GB phone, an error I shan't repeat cuz I could really be using that space right about now.

23.02.2026 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dunno I think I sound too clinical here.

I'm not gonna do anything about that, but I am aware.

the me talking about clothes as though its a grand experiment shall continue until I am, at long last, done.

which won't be until next month maybe. it depends.

23.02.2026 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and I'm gonna read this tomorrow and laugh but I think I will want to be doing something new.

and it involves mechs.

23.02.2026 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been having an enjoyable time playing NMS here lately but the time will fast approach when I wanna be doing something else and the problem of the decade (as usual) is do I wanna do something old or would I care to learn something new?

23.02.2026 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i know exactly where, what, and how often everyone should be posting. i know everything and i'm the boss of all of you

23.02.2026 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1203    ๐Ÿ” 126    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Just kidding apparently f o u r t y songs total, each disk is itself an hour long.

ohohohohohoho

23.02.2026 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ado Adobum is also a double which I am sure the increasingly limited space on my phone is gonna absolutely love.

36 songs total.

23.02.2026 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ordered some noodles I was curious about in advance to ensure they'd arrive this weekend so of course Amazon screwed up royally.

Bought an Ado album that was unrealistically expected today, and I had guessed the shipment would swap to tomorrow.

So of course it arrived today.
Such a weird company.

23.02.2026 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

had a hot dog with jalapenos today. I am truly, blissfully alive.

and thriving.

truly blissfully alive and thriving.

22.02.2026 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are a lot of moments I'm looking forward to having again. Namely; speeding home with all the windows down, listening to loud music with the sun high in the air.

this is what I need happy music for. And quite frankly I still need more of it.

22.02.2026 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Increasingly, I do not think we'll have a transitory period between winter and spring.

The more I look at weather predictions the more I think Winter is going to run for the hills like it owed spring money,

But, who knows. there's still roundabout 25 days left to the season. strangeness abounds.

22.02.2026 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

found another one of those hoodies in the only place I never would've thought to have checked.

So now I will have four of them and that's all I need.

22.02.2026 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Parody of the Mega Man X4 boss intros. ILLITERATE AARDVARK is written in bold blue letters against a grey gradient background. Between the two words, grey text reads "the sign couldn't stop her because she can't read". Where there would normally be the boss's sprite, there's an image of DW from the TV show Arthur.

Parody of the Mega Man X4 boss intros. ILLITERATE AARDVARK is written in bold blue letters against a grey gradient background. Between the two words, grey text reads "the sign couldn't stop her because she can't read". Where there would normally be the boss's sprite, there's an image of DW from the TV show Arthur.

10.05.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2703    ๐Ÿ” 1128    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Down another 2 pounds
Current: 228

21.02.2026 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will say the obvious: taunie so clearly fits this to such an exact "T" that it is unlikely nobody will ever be able to hit this so dead-on ever again.

A peak was viewed, and now the decent begins.

21.02.2026 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and by 'news' I don't mean a release date. I wouldn't mind seeing one but all I really "need" is the knowledge that it exists.

maybe show us a tree or something.
two trees, in fact.
I wanna see two trees at a minimum.

21.02.2026 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

only thing I'm really expecting from the pokemon direct to come is news on gen10.

I believe the time has come and I am eager for it. Now. officially. If they continue to say nothing I won't be disappointed though.

I've been asking for them to take their time. I can wait for "great".

21.02.2026 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

reinventing goblin mode from first principles

21.02.2026 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 151    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I have been straight business since I got home. It's time to unwind finally.

21.02.2026 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A fun fact about me is I've never listened to Wonderwall all the way through and I never will

20.02.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why on earth does your raincoat not have a hood

Nobody has been able to explain this to me

19.02.2026 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was justified in that I've not had a raincoat with an actual hood in about fifteen years btw

It was kinda spur of the moment but it came from a good place.
And it's gonna come in Handy At Work And Elsewhere

19.02.2026 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so anyway if you're lazy and don't wanna maintain stuff like I don't gore-tex quickly becomes your best friend.

cool substance, thanks.

19.02.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The shirts will work perfectly.

Meanwhile I am realizing I'm gonna need an actual, legitimate, raincoat.

As opposed to a fabricated, fake, raincoat which are not real and do not exist.

Interesting.

19.02.2026 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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also the golden ratio for any given //daily worn// clothing item is: "enough to where the washing could be off-kilter but you'd still be good"

which is roughly 8-9 articles.
the washing is generally done once a week. but sometimes, it is not. you gotta be prepared for that.

18.02.2026 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its worth nothing, but I have to be clinical about stuff like this cuz if I don't I will stop caring, and I need to care.

I am so dead-set on dressing better. I will do what needs to be done.

18.02.2026 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only other move that shall be approaching play will be nicer shorts.

I'm gonna be really weird and wear them inside the house to put them through their paces. If they pass, again, the net expands a bit.

18.02.2026 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

becoming impatient on the hoodie front but honestly we're within a month to this season being done and dusted so I don't think I'm going to care much more, at this point.

I failed to find another.
But, come spring, they may not be on sale or anything but they'd be available, I'd wager.

18.02.2026 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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