‘You’re so fit I’m gonna kill myself’ is the most dramatic premise for a song, and honestly, I respect it
05.03.2026 16:47 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0‘You’re so fit I’m gonna kill myself’ is the most dramatic premise for a song, and honestly, I respect it
05.03.2026 16:47 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0my clock at 23:50 on a Saturday:
04.03.2026 23:57 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 05?
04.03.2026 14:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0told myself I was going to dust the walls, accidentally started painting xx
04.03.2026 14:24 — 👍 64 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Block this list, helps a lot bsky.app/profile/did:...
04.03.2026 10:33 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0do you know what, valid
04.03.2026 00:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wow
04.03.2026 00:01 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0amy winehouse in hmv calling the guy saying his birthday is 3rd march a gayboy
today is the only day you can retweet thi-
03.03.2026 11:19 — 👍 392 🔁 134 💬 1 📌 0woof
02.03.2026 15:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I was not aware of this lore 😭
02.03.2026 15:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The wave of awful forex traders and influencers we’re going to get pouring back into the UK once they all evacuate from Dubai 😭
02.03.2026 12:34 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0such loser behaviour
02.03.2026 01:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hotel has a gym which is nice isn’t it
28.02.2026 15:26 — 👍 182 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0I fear I’ll be cueing this up at every gay YouTube night for the foreseeable youtu.be/7fyufPkXLbs?...
01.03.2026 18:25 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’d get all 10s of course xx
01.03.2026 15:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Do they all get scoreboards?
01.03.2026 15:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Excellent cuck provisions on offer in our hotel this weekend
01.03.2026 14:38 — 👍 57 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ve been in such a meeting oomfs era recently
01.03.2026 13:47 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0plz remind me
01.03.2026 10:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wait why have I never had this????
01.03.2026 03:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You can just call me Michael x
01.03.2026 03:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you love it really x
28.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the way you think I’m messing when I say I’m gonna knock you out on sight
28.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I guess this is only funny if you know I’m in Northern Ireland lol
28.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is my craic showing?
28.02.2026 17:02 — 👍 171 🔁 6 💬 8 📌 0He’s the one who’s bullying me for it 😔
28.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My cheeks are actually covered for once!
28.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0going to an oomf’s 30th party tonight, in a city and country I’ve never been to, in a room where I’ve only met 2 people attending, with a mixture of oomf’s family and friends, and I fear I’ve completely misjudged the dress code and I’m going to look like an absolute tit so I am STRESSED
28.02.2026 16:37 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Ken’s gone to the gym in the hotel and left me in the room to nap.
We are very different people.
you called? x
28.02.2026 09:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0