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michael.

@cumkinggg.bsky.social

an emotional sexual bender (he/him) manchester, uk linktr.ee/cumkinggg

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Beautiful Girls

‘You’re so fit I’m gonna kill myself’ is the most dramatic premise for a song, and honestly, I respect it

05.03.2026 16:47 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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my clock at 23:50 on a Saturday:

04.03.2026 23:57 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

5?

04.03.2026 14:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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told myself I was going to dust the walls, accidentally started painting xx

04.03.2026 14:24 — 👍 64    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Block this list, helps a lot bsky.app/profile/did:...

04.03.2026 10:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

do you know what, valid

04.03.2026 00:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wow

04.03.2026 00:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
amy winehouse in hmv calling the guy saying his birthday is 3rd march a gayboy

amy winehouse in hmv calling the guy saying his birthday is 3rd march a gayboy

today is the only day you can retweet thi-

03.03.2026 11:19 — 👍 392    🔁 134    💬 1    📌 0

woof

02.03.2026 15:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I was not aware of this lore 😭

02.03.2026 15:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The wave of awful forex traders and influencers we’re going to get pouring back into the UK once they all evacuate from Dubai 😭

02.03.2026 12:34 — 👍 26    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

such loser behaviour

02.03.2026 01:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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hotel has a gym which is nice isn’t it

28.02.2026 15:26 — 👍 182    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0
ROSALÍA - Berghain (Live at The BRIT Awards 2026) ft. Björk
YouTube video by RosaliaVEVO ROSALÍA - Berghain (Live at The BRIT Awards 2026) ft. Björk

I fear I’ll be cueing this up at every gay YouTube night for the foreseeable youtu.be/7fyufPkXLbs?...

01.03.2026 18:25 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’d get all 10s of course xx

01.03.2026 15:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Do they all get scoreboards?

01.03.2026 15:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Excellent cuck provisions on offer in our hotel this weekend

01.03.2026 14:38 — 👍 57    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve been in such a meeting oomfs era recently

01.03.2026 13:47 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

plz remind me

01.03.2026 10:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wait why have I never had this????

01.03.2026 03:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You can just call me Michael x

01.03.2026 03:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you love it really x

28.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the way you think I’m messing when I say I’m gonna knock you out on sight

28.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess this is only funny if you know I’m in Northern Ireland lol

28.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Is my craic showing?

28.02.2026 17:02 — 👍 171    🔁 6    💬 8    📌 0

He’s the one who’s bullying me for it 😔

28.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My cheeks are actually covered for once!

28.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

going to an oomf’s 30th party tonight, in a city and country I’ve never been to, in a room where I’ve only met 2 people attending, with a mixture of oomf’s family and friends, and I fear I’ve completely misjudged the dress code and I’m going to look like an absolute tit so I am STRESSED

28.02.2026 16:37 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Ken’s gone to the gym in the hotel and left me in the room to nap.

We are very different people.

28.02.2026 15:08 — 👍 37    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you called? x

28.02.2026 09:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0