Colette Austin

Smuggled midnight pizza is the best flavour there is!

I’m so tired of this ‘greatest in the world’ horseshit that I could heave.

Ask how many female friends have these self-pitiers bothered to make? Do they even like women (as opposed to just fucking)? Make some female friends, FFS, especially if they don’t have sisters! If men only know how to be friends with other men, they’re massively missing out in lots of ways.

"The BBC World Service has compiled material on over 160 cases where children have been shot in Gaza, and found that in 95 cases the child was shot in the head or the chest. In most of these cases the victim was under 12 years old"

Life’s too short to read anything Simon Jenkins writes. Ever.

If the BBC was doing its job, it would note in its coverage of Reform that 92% of the party's donations come from the fossil fuel industry.

We all might have our own small qualms with Bluesky but X is quite literally not real

British dialect? American English is a dialect of British English! We spoke it first! 😂

Here’s how to do the S.O.S. hand signal

1️⃣ Hold one hand up, palm facing out (like you’re waving)
2️⃣ Tuck your thumb into your palm
3️⃣ Fold your fingers down over your thumb, like you’re trapping it

The signal can be anywhere by anyone. #WorldDayAgainstTrafficking

Accord douanier UE-États-Unis : « Pour être libre, il faut être craint. Nous n’avons pas été assez craints », regrette Macron Le chef de l’État a trouvé « surprenant » que l’accord douanier entre l’UE et Donald Trump se fasse… dans un club de golf en Écosse. Et lais

Emmanuel Macron is entirely right when commenting on the EU-US Trade Deal

"To be free, you have to be feared. We have not been feared enough"

And this is why we need to rethink everything about the European Union and replace Ursula von der Leyen
www.leparisien.fr/politique/ac...

L’Europe ne se vit pas encore suffisamment comme une puissance »

Exactly this!

Follow-up questions: What was Ms Giuffre’s role at the spa? How old was she at the time?

Also, human dignity, self-respect, exploitation, etc.

Amen 🙏🏾

Indeed

71% of Republicans, though! 😲 That’s shameful.

Petition: Direct the UKHSA to monitor COVID infections that occur in particular settings Ensure that the UK Health Security Agency (UKHSA) monitors, and reports on, the numbers of COVID infections that occur in healthcare settings through its routine surveillance programmes, and advises o...

Please do consider supporting this petition to the UK Parliament: 'Direct the UKHSA to monitor COVID infections that occur in particular settings...'
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Always post the link, too. They can’t argue with that.

It’s unbelievably selfish and cruel to imprison wild creatures.

Boeing again.

Are you confusing Saudi and Qatar?

Hello, I am every character in an American film or TV programme.

I always abruptly end phone calls without saying goodbye and absolutely nobody finds that strange.

He’s a cheating liar. Dump him or you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. Do it today!

That’s rich!

If it’s an Asian hornet, call your local estate agent immediately! Those things attack just for fun.

Two in five arrested for last summer’s UK riots had been reported for domestic abuse Police data indicates overlaps between public violent disorder and domestic violence and abuse

In "Legitimate Concerns" news.

41% of the 899 arrested for taking part in Farage Riots last year had been reported for crimes associated with intimate partner violence.

For those arrested by one police force, this figure was 68%.

www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

Trump clearly jealous of Macron’s statesmanship and international standing.

Today, we remember and celebrate Janey Godley.

Oh fuck off

Europe replies “Fuck off, moron”