@hitechthief.bsky.social
𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝗛𝗜𝗧 𝗕𝗬 , 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑼𝑪𝑲 𝑩𝒀 , 𝐀 𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙏𝙃 𝘾𝙍𝙄𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙇 ── .ᐟ WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
like ... who are these few people .ᐣ 💧
13.10.2025 18:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0select ... few .ᐣ
[ he looked SO confused 💀 ]
uh, yeah .ᐟ i'm sure just about anyone'll give you an opinion .
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they're like, REAL long . if you get ones that are long enough, they'll even cover your shoes .ᐟ 👺
13.10.2025 02:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1in more ways than one .
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i'll admit i'm not a good guy, but that 'hog is on a WHOLE other level .ᐟ i've got STANDARDS .ᐟ
13.10.2025 02:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1there's pants that don't show 'em . look into bell bottoms, girl ── 👺
13.10.2025 02:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1yeah, that's what i thought .ᐟ we're two different 'hogs, yo .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
13.10.2025 02:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1see that girl over there .ᐣ yeah .ᐣ the one in the cargo pants .ᐣ THAT'S casual .ᐟ 👺
13.10.2025 01:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
[ pulling out this photo of the 80s bebop 💀 ]
you're mistakin' me for THIS big loser, aren't ya .ᐣ.ᐣ
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13.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0... WAAIIITT, WAIT WAIT .ᐟ
13.10.2025 01:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i KNOW i'm not .ᐟ i'm a warthog, plain and simple ── that's what i was gettin' at .ᐟ your outfit is NOTTTT casual . 😔
13.10.2025 01:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1i'm serious .ᐟ i'd recognize ya if i knew you, kid .ᐟ.ᐟ
13.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1thank you, thank you . ✨️
[ as she applauds, he bows proudly . ]
girl . ✋️
if THAT'S casual, then i'm no warthog .ᐟ i'm like, a peacock or something .ᐟ.ᐟ
the renaissance faire .ᐣ your clothes ──
13.10.2025 01:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1[ he reappears not too far away, posing . ]
wah - BAM .ᐟ awesome, right .ᐣ
WHAT'D I DO, YO .ᐣ.ᐣ i've never seen you in my LIFE .ᐟ
13.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1sure thing .ᐟ watch this ── heehee .ᐟ
[ he disappears .ᐣ.ᐣ ]
i'm not posting that shi i got my ass beat 😕
13.10.2025 01:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0boutta fight an old geezer i'll post the results homies ✌️
13.10.2025 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1elysia 🩷
TMNT ATTACK 💥💥💥💥💥
dAWWGGG .ᐣ.ᐟ
[ he looks so offended 💀 ]
sheeeesh, no need to sound all hostile 'bout it .ᐟ
yEAAAAHHH .ᐟ love rhymin' .
that's SOOOO cool .ᐟ i get my powers from my tech . 🙂↕️
... uh, do you need help findin' the renaissance faire .ᐣ
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thanks .ᐟ chip is hip, girl . ✨️
13.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ANOTHER ME .ᐣ.ᐣ man, bro, he needs the glowup that i got ... 😬
13.10.2025 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0.
13.10.2025 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
who the heck is THAT loser
13.10.2025 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
