They used to laugh and call him names.

USED to.

Just get a sundae at that point.

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Bite!

Don't show the airlines.

All good, but grilled cheese is still a favorite today. PB&J go quite well with coffee, too.

Got both in NS too!

Not how it works, unfortunately.

Right there with you, I think.

Spandex is a cruel mistress, in the best ways.

At first glance, I thought this was a support post for Closet Monsters.

They aren't afraid to be open with their stupidity anymore.

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People showing up from nowhere, spreading plague and horror, sounds spooky to me.

Combining depression with pain is horrible. I know I need to get out of bed, but I don't want to because I'm tired, AND because it will hurt more.

But if I don't get up I won't eat, then I'll get sick, then hurt even more.

I hate this. All of this. Just let me stop already.

Please.

Also, yes, I talk to my brain as a separate entity sometimes. It deserves it, because it ACTS as a separate entity sometimes.

And that entity is an ASSHOLE. So fuck that guy.

Snippy little bitch.

How lonely am I?

I just called the pharmacy to check something, and towards the end of the call I thought, of the guy on the other end, "He sounds cute, wonder how old he is."

Really, brain. REALLY? Can't even go to the store most of the time, but also THIS. Thanks. Just. . . fucking THANKS.

At first I thought that was a cigarette on the side. 😆

They'd be nice and tender though.

I'm sorry, this variety of bottoms can only go down, not up. The up feature costs extra.

If your kidnapper has that many locations, they may actually be a franchise. Ask about opportunities.

Sometimes I can actually feel a bad time coming on. A bit of exhaustion and a drop in my mood, and I know that very soon I will probably be lying in bed wishing

I understand your point, but I feel like you can move on without forgiving. There are people I will never forgive, but they never enter my mind unless someone reminds me. IE, "Anything interesting happening? Blank got hit by a car? They still alive? Too bad. Anything interesting happening, though?"

Simple problems need simple solutions.

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I know not what this is, and am curious.

Nope. DARKER.

If you wouldn't let them run a convenience store, don't let them run a country.