Kevin

The GOAT of pre-order bonuses.

When people ask me why they should get a Switch 2:

Donkey Kong Jr. climbing vines

Really hope he also appears in Donkey Kong Bananza just to completely obliterate everyone’s mind.

Mr. Hudson is the only President *I* support.

All right everyone, let’s cross real sl—

I ended up finally getting my invite last night, so it looks like they’re still slowly being sent out. Hopefully you get yours soon too!

Me every time I check my inbox and still don’t see a Nintendo Store invite:

I’m still holding out hope that I’ll get an email invite too, but I’m quickly getting discouraged 😂 But thank you, I’ll let you know!

I was not able to secure a single Switch 2 preorder, the first time I haven’t managed to preorder a Nintendo console since the GameCube. Please pray for me in this very difficult time.

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Thank you so much!

Wrote a little something that felt fitting to share today:

My main takeaway from the Nintendo Switch 2 trailer: the karts are so squat and cute.

Emio - The Smiling Man's Final Chapters Are A Masterclass In Suspense The latest entry in Nintendo's Famicom Detective Club series masterfully orchestrates music, setting, and player expectations to create an unnervingly suspenseful finale.

Wrote about my favorite game of the past year: www.gamespot.com/articles/emi...

I tried to troll @jupy314.bsky.social but it ended up backfiring completely.

Guys will see this and think “hell yeah.”