RJ Zielonka, Author

Hes smart and makes really good zone exit passes. Hes better that Stanley and Schenn in everything but size

alright awesome lets never let Tanner Pearson or Luke Schenn see the ice again.

I just started looking at @ellipsus.com because they're anti-AI.

I usually write in Docs and edit in Word but I don't want docs AI learning off my stuff and word is fine but I like the idea of using something from all my devices.

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AND the Hurricanes are losing? We coulda had it...

AND the lightning are winning?

I will hate Luke Schenn until the day I die.

This feels like a "get to overtime" game tbh

I am a firm believer that you can have Stanley OR Schenn in the lineup but not both, and especially not together.

Hope you healed up from one game of rest, Kesselring, because youre going to be carrying one of these two for the rest of the season.

Pearson, Stanley and Schenn all bad tonight (as called by smart people at the deadline like @hockeyviz.com )

UPL been hearing all of us talking about Lyon being playoff goalie #1

Pearson, Stanley and Schenn all bad tonight (as called by smart people at the deadline like @hockeyviz.com )

They were both on the ice and made mistakes on that goal.

I am a firm believer that you can have Stanley OR Schenn in the lineup but not both, and especially not together.

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I know i post a LOT of Buffalo sports stuff, but also, you should go buy my books because people seem to like them and you'd be supporting an indie author!

Plus the third one is coming out this year so if you fly through the first two you wont have to wait long!

JUST. TRYING. SHIT.

Bill Hoppe

The Sabres have officially reached "Just Trying Shit" levels and God i love this for them.

Just an entire team full of loveable assholes.

I believe it!

Totally normal stuff

This is a team that could barely complete a single pass to each other in November and now theyre regularly Globetrotting every team they play for long stretches in the offensive zone.

It makes zero sense, and its amazing.

MALENSTYN MODE (assist version)

Tonight's rooting interests:

Blues over Hurricanes
Red Wings over Lightning

The rest aren't all that important to me, tbh.

Maybe Panthers over CBJ since Columbus is real hot.

First thing I would do if I owned the Sabres is no longer perform any of the anthems in arena.

"We can't afford universal healthcare!"
"We can't afford to house the unhoused!"
"We can't afford to increase social security!"
"We can't afford to tax the rich!"
"We can't afford to help the environment!"
"We can't afford universal pre-k!"

We we can always, always afford:

I would drunkenly buy this shirt off redbubble at 1am for sure

Im gonna party in that plaza so fucking hard

Also, my amazing wife made the covers, and I will never write using AI, she will never do my covers using AI, and I will never use an editor who uses AI, because fuck AI and the environmental destruction it causes.

I know i post a LOT of Buffalo sports stuff, but also, you should go buy my books because people seem to like them and you'd be supporting an indie author!

Plus the third one is coming out this year so if you fly through the first two you wont have to wait long!