Kakapoise

wow imagine my shock when the WATERPROOF eyeliner doesn't get washed off fully in the shower if only there was something that told me that,,,,

I'm a moron, i just had to twist it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Fucking hell the eyeliner pencil broke

Watching the hometown gc make plans while I'm in another state

I just baked a cake.

Ever since starting estrogen, my racks started growing, I just wish my chest would do the same

i think i gotta get piercings

attention cracker barrel, i'm gumpin' it

Grocery store fucked up by making polar liters $3 per 4 bottles. I'm about to tip this damn bus over with how many bottles I'm gonna be carrying

I need to decorate my apartment, I wanna get a theme going in here.

fuck past me for not needing to study for tests. I got no discipline studying the things I have to

happy to report that cereal mixed with chili oil tastes absolutely awful. unsure if it's the first or second worst thing I've mixed with cereal honestly.

lao gan ma my beloved,,,

Went on a hike and was flashbanged by a cyberpunk at the top of the trail. Still had beautiful views though!!

I swear it's going to take nothing less than shit spongebob used on that dirty dish to take out this damn sauce stain on my nice shirt

That dinosaur time video really spoke to me, now my ass is eating straight bowls of spring mix.

it's been a week since I started HRT

oops looks like someone took my acc lmfao mb if anyone saw

CAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!
50ish attempts over the past half year or so, wild to finally have one :D

hell yeah first purple on the account and it's a twisted b!!!

Ah hell nah they hand getting turned into lye paste