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“I’m good with my 3 fellas but I’m over with Robbie.” SEEK OUT A MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL, SIR 🗣️🗣️

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“Ha!!! They have zero chemistry!!!” BITCH WHO TF ASKED YOU??! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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People up in the replies of something I posted about Robbie G.K. on Threads saying the absolute STUPIDEST sh!t to me. 🤣🥴

I figured 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

Hey, #HeatedRivalry hive 👋🏼 it’s quite possible that they were there all along and I just hadn’t clocked it before now, but creator Jacob Tierney’s previous series — #Letterkenny and #Shoresy — are both available to stream on Hulu. 👀

Aaron and Karl commiserate over the mess they’ve kicked up for Sonya, and then Aaron apologizes to Mark for interfering in the investigation. #AutumnOfAaron #Neighbours

Aaron went ahead and put something on Facebook about the old man he suspects is taunting Sonya, and Mark hits the roof about it. #AutumnOfAaron #Neighbours

Mark’s on the case trying to figure out who is threatening Sonya. Aaron wants to be rash and rope in social media to help crack the case, because of course he does. 🥴 #AutumnOfAaron #Neighbours

> #AutumnOfAaron > #Neighbours ep 7420 > episode #140 for Matty Wilson, and … sweet God, we are *still* on this bike lanes mess. 😭

Also, I’m WHOLLY obsessed with this deep gray sweater shirt that Robbie’s wearing here. Somebody tell me where I can find this, f**king STAT. 👀 #HeatedRivalry

Like, *literally* whatever you say, sir
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Like I done told y’all, that lethal smile gone sell a MILLION of these boots, and the reason I know that’s actual and factual is: my ass is literally sitting here staring at this telephone in my hand and thinking, “Jesus, maybe EYE need some Otzo Clogs from UGG Brand.” 🤔🤦🏻‍♂️🥰 #HeatedRivalry

In other news, here’s a bit more from Robbie G.K.’s latest photoshoot, this one for UGG boots. 👀 #HeatedRivalry

Football is the only sport I watch with any regularity, but I cannot tell y’all how much I legit enjoyed this experience. The (mostly) graceful athleticism on display here is genuinely incredible! #Olympics

Less than 2 minutes into overtime, and BOOM 💥 USA takes gold, 2-1. I’m literally tearing up! 🥲🥲 #Olympics

Regulation ends in a 1-1 tie. We’re going to overtime, skeeps!! #Olympics

(Preferably while the strains of ‘I’ll Believe in Anything’ fills the arena, but I’ll not quibble!) #HeatedRivalry #Olympics

It’s probably not possible to MEASURE how much I’m rooting for two of these dudes to kiss when this whole deal is over, no matter the result! #HeatedRivalry #Olympics

Bloop, Canada scores a goal with less than 2 minutes left in the second period. 1-1 now. 😳 #Olympics

The damn puck is so small, it’s a miracle that these dudes can even SEE it, much less get anything accomplished with it!! (Mid-second period, USA leads 1-0.) #Olympics

Sidebar: there is *no question* that I’m already seriously pondering which -slash- how many of these guys are gay. Such is the extent to which #HeatedRivalry has irreversibly rewired my cranial chemistry!! 🤔 #Olympics

The way the American dudes descend upon each other’s bodies in celebration after scoring the game’s first goal … there IS something (more than) vaguely homoerotic about this entire enterprise. I’m, like, okay Rachel, I definitely see the vision here!! 👀 #HeatedRivalry #Olympics

UPDATE 🚨 I didn’t *actually* drag ass out of bed at 5am to watch the gold medal hockey match. But 9am on a tape delay is just as satisfying. (No spoilers if you know the result already!!!) #Olympics

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Related: am I really dragging my ass out of bed at 5:10am pacific time to watch the gold medal match of a sport for which I’ve never once in my life seen one full game?? 🤔 #Olympics

>> by inviting François Arnaud — a Canadian actor who portrays a *canonical* American gold medalist — for a cheeky interview?? Do I have this correct??? The incompetence is BREATHTAKING, you all!! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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cc @nbc-sports.bsky.social

The United States and Canada play tomorrow morning for the men’s hockey gold medal, and @nbc-sports.bsky.social *still* hasn’t figured out a way to sprinkle some #HeatedRivalry fairy dust into its coverage >>

Not fully sure how I feel about Robbie G.K. partnering up with UGGs, though one thing I’m certain of is: that lethal sunshine smile is going to singlehandedly sell a MILLION of those goshdang boots. 👀 #HeatedRivalry

Me and my husband texting each other lately, basically:

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>> — to somewhat sonically resemble episode 1’s ‘Heartbeat’ (the track playing when Ilya and Shane become ‘Lily’ and ‘Jane’ in each other’s phone contact lists). 👂🏼 #HeatedRivalry