Paul Bruno

Nice to know that some people are still eating paint chips around here

this meet me in the bathroom sequel is terrible

There really are THAT MANY completely worthless subhumanoids out there in GarbageLand who genuinely thought there was a great big "I Can Say R*t*rd In The Breakroom Again" switch waiting to get thrown and that was the beginning and end of "Great Again."

Just "War on Christmas" politics for assholes

Mine is either Ingrid Michaelson or one of the Impractical Jokers so it could be worse.

If you’ve followed video game culture if even slightly over the past few years, this will elicit the most world weary “no shit” imaginable.

Analysis:
Starship Troopers is a fun time at the movies but anyone looking for a political or social message will be left wanting as at no point do the characters turn to the audience and say “it is wrong to Starship Trooper someone”

No Kings includes Draft Kings

They probably realized they are more powerful than Trump.

The second one is ridiculous and a completely different tone but it’s fun. Kind like “Return of the Living Dead” compared to “Night of…” but actually the same director.

man if i got beaten up by a bunch of random emo teens in Buda, Texas I think I'd never leave my house again

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

I’m normally up for roasting Tom but to do so (even facetiously) on a platform he isn’t on feels a little unfair.

You know what they say. Find a lady who’s Salieri in streets and Mozart in the sheets.

A who’s who of who gives a shit?

Did this alleged punk band say anything about ICE or our country’s impending totalitarianism? Or did they leave that to Billie Eilish and Bad Bunny?

Nice story.

(Anyone who watched Headbanger’s Ball in the early 90s will know the next line.)

This is right. The White House keeps looking for the “Kneel Before Zod” button — and seems completely shut off to evidence that there isn’t one.

This also applies to anyone poorer than they are. Lack of health/lack of wealth makes people inherently inferior in their eyes.

if you’re gonna publicly lambaste a local business for their failure to shut today, absolutely do so on a Meta owned platform.

YouTube video by Andrew Hopkinson lola heatherton bouncing back to you

oh goddamn it, i loved Catherine O'Hara so much

from SCTV all the way thru, NO ONE FUNNIER, ever.

i was just a kid. i fell in love with her, the whole deal
she helped mold my sense of humor as much as anyone else i have experienced in this life

just such a winning, clever mind

REQUIESCAT GOAT

rip to a FUCKING LEGEND

Now, at a time when a Republican president & a Republican congress are tearing apart the very foundations of this country, it is more important than ever to attack the people truly responsible for this: The Democrats.

Honestly though, sound advice for anyone dressed as Ringo. Including Ringo.

I’m very familiar.

I just want people to believe that Republicans are actually human beings and not natural disasters that will do what they do because they are what they are. I know it's hard because of how monstrous and inhuman Republicans act but you gotta do it

James O'Keefe says he's never seen anything so organized as the anti-ICE movement, observers--he seems to think this term is code--everywhere he goes. Who is paying for it??? he demands to know. It's like he can't even imagine people caring for one another.

So many of these right wing grifters and their wives are failed actors or failed reality TV show stars. Once you start seeing it, you can't stop noticing it. They're people who shamelessly chase the spotlight.

In the 1984 music video for Phil Collins and Philip Bailey's "Easy Lover," they had enough money in the budget for a helicopter. It’s abundantly clear that the industry has regressed, and a Universal Basic Income for Artists isn't enough.

My proposal: a Universal Helicopter Budget for Artists 🚁