@fancynoodles.bsky.social
Gadfly / Bon Vivant
Trying to work up a gritty crime drama that takes place in 70s Dallas and I’m gonna call it Harry Hines
25.02.2026 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just referred to a nausea medication as “anti-nausea”…guess I was doing it so the nurses wouldn’t think I meant “pro-nausea”?
24.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you, this was a great read
22.02.2026 14:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The tariffs will continue until morale improves
21.02.2026 20:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like Mike Maker said a long time ago, “If this is it then this is shit”
20.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Absolutely not
17.02.2026 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TheBannedSTD1776
16.02.2026 23:28 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just tried to imagine Lou Reed wearing crocs
16.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank you!
16.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The posting will continue until I finally get some likes
16.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Whatever happened to that lady that would lip sync along with Trump speeches? My elderly parents thought she was hilarious
15.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey what time does the Super Bowl come on today?
15.02.2026 14:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Things just got a lot more handsome #brears #italianleftbacks
12.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think at this point the only thing that might bring us all together is a CCR reunion
12.02.2026 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just read somewhere that Democrats plan to make ketchup illegal after the midterms?!??
12.02.2026 17:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A bunch of guys that made it to the NFL that I can’t make myself give a shit about
12.02.2026 13:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0china: we invented a nasal spray that cures cancer
usa: if it’s not a weight loss drug or dick pill we don’t make it, also the flu and measles are killing everyone
Aaron Rupar you do not have to retweet every single person that QTs you
10.02.2026 22:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I refuse to believe anyone from the south has ever said “wait just a cotton picking minute” or anything like it in seriousness. That was just made up for tv
10.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Devastating burn
08.02.2026 19:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t believe the goalkeeper for Liverpool goes by Allison when he could be going by Ramses
08.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We should take the obvious next step and ban all youtubers from going out in public www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
08.02.2026 10:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0….and you missed a goal
07.02.2026 16:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why so many early leavers at Arsenal? Your team is winning and your seat cost more than my first car
07.02.2026 16:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Update: the match just got less handsome
07.02.2026 16:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me, every time the camera picks up Calafiori: this game just got a lot more handsome
07.02.2026 16:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@newyorker.com you guys really look like shit today
07.02.2026 01:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just remembered that time I asked a guy at a pub in England what he would recommend and he said “going back to America”
06.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who gives a fuck?
06.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of my all time favorites
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