Bosch Egg

it'll be ok, all cars go to Heaven when they get crunched

heavier is the weight of all the knowledge such a shelf could hold

I pulled my opps' undies over their heads

that's tuff

if he has to change his whole dungeon layout for them, are those really the kinds of girls he should have around?

Barack Odharma

These reply choices really add a lot of re-readability to this post!

everybody thinks everybody else wants to pay attention to the man behind the curtain

that's great to hear

The peace of having peed one's pants without the stress of having to pee one's pants; that's the peace I want to give to you, to the whole world if I could.

Everything requires a reaction

this text would work on me quite frankly

It's such a sadness that people think they've read a Leaving The Party blog post on their fucking telephones. Get real

just beam attack my shit man it doesn't matter

Being able to handstand and pee 10 feet in the air and catch it all in my mouth is one of my charm points~

You need both wings

I felt like Super Baby with the million dollar shoes

I'll be real once I'm on the TV, but for now, I exist for the only person that matters, YOU, the reader at home.

Naruto OC Gurt Lee

it should be more expensive

I ain't even gonna play about it I've been naughty all year I'm surprised Santa didn't drop an un-shielded cesium rod down my shit man I didn't do anything good for anybody and I'm looking forward to doing it all again next year, twice-fold.

Oh my God, it's still in its original Walmart anti-theft device...

I'm a different animal, but the same beast.

to the tune of New Order's Leave Me Alone:

In a thousand houses in Springfield
I see a thousand yellow families

'gurt world

when I say I just got the new iphone I mean I understood it

that cold cheeseburger was once a warm milkburger

Just another way society tries to put down those of us who are as youthful as spring lambs all year-round.

Aura Buddy Funbine

is there a better way for trimming your toenails than teeth?