Juanito

Wearing boyfriends underwear post sauna

Marked safe from having an identical boyfriend

Ran an 18.50 5km at DHL. Why am I getting faster the older I get?

Boyfriend said he’s bringing his wrestling singlet over tomorrow

How I tell my boyfriend I’m in a bottom mood

Nice isn’t that nice tbh

Ready for holiday

template: c'mon, do something meme image: crudely drawn guy poking a picture of elon musk and donald trump text: c'mon, implicate yourselves

i will care about this feud when and only when one of them implicates the other for election interference/fraud. until then its purely theatre

RIP!

PR in the half marathon today! Never thought I would get under 1:30 but I did.

Marseille is underrated

Amagerfælled?

Love that there’s always like a 20% chance that I’m going to be naked in front of the tourists on the harbor boat when I go swimming

Ran 21km hungover with Kebabistan in my tummy

Wha

A black light would just show white on me

333 years ago today, the Salem witch trials began.

This should’ve been the season of double eliminations

Saw Tinashe last night and she did not do light my candle :(

For Europeans we get this

You know that Degrassi alum group chat silent af these weeks

Ig saw it first

She should consider it though, maybe people will like her more

Lmao twink

Had an excellent date last night and holy shit my mouth and lips are raw. Stubble stubble city bitch.

What does she have against being well liked?