Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay

Caledonia’s Auntie Cissy-Jay

@embrajeff.bsky.social

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 I read a bit, write a bit, watch the Hibs and spraff some amount of pish! Not one for taking myself seriously but absolutely one for taking what I do very seriously. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

501 Followers 509 Following 3,065 Posts Joined Dec 2024
7 hours ago

This is satire? Please say this is satire! Must be?

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7 hours ago

Maybe he could sell Mar-a-Lardo with the entire State of Florida thrown in to, oh I dunno, a Saudi Crown Prince?

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7 hours ago

I don’t engage with the abortion debate by virtue of the fact that I’m a man, therefore rendering it impossible to know (both sides) how finding yourself in this predicament feels.
Perhaps ‘lawmaking’ men should be exempted from any involvement pertaining to this often painful dilemma of dilemmas!

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8 hours ago

Still waiting for somebody to write and produce a stage play that explores her relationships with her fans:

Maybe titled something along the lines of ‘The Fandom of The Oprah’.

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8 hours ago

“Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.”

Oscar Wilde: The Picture of Dorian Gray

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8 hours ago

The illusion of democracy.

If there are no candidates who tick your boxes then don’t vote (which is always an option in proper democracies) and don’t be bullied by the naysayers, busybodies and politically ignorant into selling yourself and your principles out into a uncomfortable compromise.

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10 hours ago

Unconscionably evil.

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10 hours ago

Y’know, most of his excesses, while being bonkers, are mostly fixable (given time).
But the pain & privation (emotionally & financially) that psychopathic bastard has visited upon too many people, particularly those who’ve literally died (in uniform) for him, & their families & friends.
Fuck Trump!

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16 hours ago
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Every episode of Taggart available as Glasgow series picked up by streaming service Every episode to be available as streaming service acquires all 27 series of Glasgow police drama Taggart in a deal with the show’s creator, STV Studios.

Maybe of interest (UK viewers) for those looking to binge some proper classic crime drama!

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16 hours ago
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1958 17-year-old Pelé vs Sweden - WORLD CUP FINAL YouTube video by 55bructrax

Wonder what ever became of this lad?
(And it’s football)

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16 hours ago

The thoroughly prepared grifter leaves little to chance…it’s all part of the con being on.
There’s part of me thinking he was paid to do what he has been doing; from taking the imprisonment ‘hit’ to giving it large publicly via the contrite/vengeful narrative of a Damascene epiphany…until, well now!

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16 hours ago

Maybe not the stupidest but he’s certainly the highest-profile fuckwit ever…& there’s some top-tier window-lickers even as far back as biblical times:

- So Mary, you telling me god’s the daddy, aye?
- How many more times? Aye Joe, god’s the daddy.
- … ok then. Now, where d’you want this manger?

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2 days ago

The lack of self-awareness is fucking stratospheric…

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2 days ago

I’m inclined to say AI but this pair are literal imbeciles and so intelligence is, erm, a touch scant. Be lucky if there’s a 3-digit IQ between them…

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2 days ago

Tbf he’s just a typical politician without a filter…

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2 days ago
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Easy mistake to make tbf, Gill Jascoigne (affectionately known as ‘Jazza’) was the senior ‘masseuse’ at the now closed ‘(New) Gentle Touch’ sauna in the salubrious Marchmont suburb of Edinburgh until her sad passing in 2020.

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4 days ago

America COULD freeze Donald Trump’s assets & status of a felon at large perpetrating warehouseful levels of criminality, inclusive of treason, fraud, robbery, murder & child-molestation.
However, America clearly DOESN’T have the morality, wherewithal & courage to prosecute his recidivistic arse…

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4 days ago

The useless fuckwit probably thinks Draughts* is Chess…

(*Proper name, simplified for the hard-of-thinking as ‘Chequers’ then further dumbed down as ‘Checkers’ for the cognitively challenged. Literally & figuratively accurate given the circumstances…ergo, when fuckwits vote, they vote for fuckwits)

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5 days ago

Probably aye, at least from the moment Trump unilaterally & illegally attacked (& killed) Venezuelans on 03/01/26…

Fucking illiterate, innumerate, immoral narcissistic excuse for a human-being!

That man, his flunkies, voters & fans are simply an out-of-control, rampaging, virulent disease!

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5 days ago

The antiquated version of US ‘Democracy’ needs urgent surgery if not euthanisation having been neglected & abused, poisoned by the grossly greedy.
The toxic, obscene, depraved paradigm of greed that is capitalism needs expunging.

The nation has failed its constitution so…

Rip it up & start again!

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5 days ago
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“The American military is tremendous. It is the greatest in the world.”

Brigadier General (2nd-Class) Brandon Bradley Braggadocio III;
2nd Battalion (Vainglorious Windbags).
Dept of Divisory Distraction and Deflection Duties.

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5 days ago

Dear #YouTube,

Off you jolly well fuck with your ads. Will now actively ensure not to use any products or service that pollutes every iota of bandwidth with commercial slop!

Same goes for all those whiny podcasters constantly banging on the begging bowl to like & subscribe.

You’re welcome, xxx

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6 days ago

How much more infantile grandstanding bullshit will the oft romanticised (but clearly toothless) ‘American People’ take until they y’know, back up the self-righteous indignation?
How much Viagra needed to harden-up the national spine & sort this gibbering, drooling, playground bully?
Well?
How much?

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6 days ago
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Rainbow - I Surrender (Official Video) Remastered Audio UHD 4K YouTube video by Happy Charlie
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6 days ago

Aye, I get that, may have been too subtle for some though.
You piqued my interest as a few years ago I took my uncle to task over homophobic/misogynist posts on his socials.
A ‘born-again’ christian, a fundie fanatic with prejudices for every occasion, he was eventually ruined by his own ignorance!

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6 days ago

Tbf, they’re no the brightest over-by!
In all seriousness, to even trivialise and dismiss homophobic invective as being close to ‘trash talk’ is worrying.

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6 days ago

T’would be typical of Dullard Trump to do this as anyone who knows football knows that (Jack) Fletcher is more an attacking midfielder, however it’ll be his twin brother Tyler who plays in defence…Donnie Boy should stick with that silly-as-fuck Egg-Chucking Nonsense the dafties call football!

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6 days ago

That vile abomination of a rag acting as a flag, isn’t dubbed ‘The Butcher’s Apron’ for nothing.

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6 days ago

He looks like the bastard offspring of an incestuous dalliance shared by Ron and Reg Kray in this pic…

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6 days ago

Any excuse for him to do a bit of immigrant bashing…what did the Poles ever do to him?

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