James Mellish

Was devastated that we re-signed him

Some day I'll learn to crop shit with mobile in mind. Some day

Article excerpt stating 'Things were so desperate for the Ottawa Senators during the 1995-96 season that Coach Dave Allison asked his assistants to join him in a séance to connect with dead Senators players, the ghosts of Stanley Cups past.'

This is old hat for the Sennies

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Cody Ceci is making 4.5 😵

That is a craaaazy discount, holy

Crossed paths with Pavel Buchnevich this morning. I said nothing because he seemed wary of me. Realized later that I was wearing a Sens hoodie and he probably assumed that I knew puck and I'd recognize him and try to chat. Wish I'd asserted dominance and said 'good luck this year' and kept walking.

JMellish’s profile JMellish uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 3 films watched.

You inspired me to finally create a Letterboxd account. Now people can follow my twisted film journey as I do things like watch Jacob's Ladder and immediately follow it up with Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire to try and turn my day around (<the maneuver was a success) letterboxd.com/JMellish/

Also, to be fair, it is really weird when words don't have logical linguistic antonyms. We have 'nonsensically' but we don't have 'sensically'

'sensibly' would be the word you were looking for, I think

#nyr TikTok video by Lauren

Like... just watch this video. This man is a void of personality. www.tiktok.com/@lauren.moch...

Also I know it's absolutely not the point but my head was spinning simply because the woman is a very attractive and successful influencer and she was dating Arthur Kaliyev who... is not handsome and seems to be an utter blackhole of charisma. What the hell was the appeal?

At first glance I thought this was the list of best seasons since 2020 and was devastated at how weak it was. Reading is important

Got it on third try which is pretty insane given the fact I wasn't paying attention to the team until the 06-07 season. This is just proof I've spent too much of my life playing sporcle quizzes

The game is fundamentally not built for the cadence of play that commander demands. I always think people that love commander simply haven't played enough board games and shit. It's like riding a dirt bike along a sidewalk. There could be some fun had but that's really not what that thing is for

I forgot I even had an active subscription. Just canceled mine as well

Reviews are in, Steve is cooking.

hell ya, pop-pop

Gotta beeeee Lalime?

nba players are by rule permitted to pick up their dribble and even run down the court while carrying the ball if they loudly sing a song in lieu of dribbling. that no one ever does speaks to how self-conscious even the most well-known and confident among us can be

At least they didn't go with 'Colonel'!

Last yr I had a coworker who named types so badly you'd think it was a bit. I remember seeing one that was like 'CreateUserServiceTypeRestrictedNonAdminTypeType'

It actually had TypeType at the end and also the name had almost nothing to do with its purpose💀

What's more embarrassing? Sorting dates as strings OR the codebase I saw this year where someone wanted to center an input inside a modal so they put 10 <br> elements above and below the input component rather than using css 🤔

Amateur shit

When I was in middle school, air soft was just getting popular and my friend had an air soft pistol. But only one. So we would go out in his backyard and take turns chasing each other around with it and swap roles as 'chaser' or 'chased' whenever the clip was emptied

Once again for the chorus: There are no good Barstool people

If you’re an employee or someone that calls them good friends or mentors, you’re co-signed onto this shit

Stay strong brother and stay away from companies with a high WAR (We Always Reject)

My personal ranking of negative responses, ranked from most to least devastating (possible hot take)

1. Absolutely not (laughing in face)
2. Maybe... (that turns into a No)
3. No (cold, distant)
4. No thanks

Défaite de Montréal by @Elite Sens Brain Now that hockey is over and there are definitely no teams playing anymore, it's time for the offseason. First, we recap the Ottawa Charge's thrilling run to the Walter Cup final and the news about PWH...

NEW EPISODE!

We recap the Ottawa Charge's incredible playoff run and hand out the Amelnykan Awards!

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"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire

This MTG/Star Trek crossover thread finally pushed me to make the video I thought of years ago...