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84 Followers  |  45 Following  |  14 Posts  |  Joined: 10.04.2023  |  1.5807

Latest posts by easpoon.bsky.social on Bluesky

Glad you’re doing better

19.04.2023 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad you’re doing better

19.04.2023 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey babe might post here now and go and draw and quarter a few WaPo journos later wanna join?

14.04.2023 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AI will eventually make it so no one can commit a crime without getting caught

That means right now is the optimal time to maximize on crimes with statutes of limitations lower than the time span required to build this AI

Commit that Tax Fraud anon it’s your last chance

12.04.2023 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can always give em koolaid

12.04.2023 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No seriously why can’t I download a nap

12.04.2023 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No seriously why can’t I download a nap

12.04.2023 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SSRI abuse solved this problem by performing a temporary pseudo castration of your desire for sex

12.04.2023 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If that’s some koolaid I’m in need of something that’ll give me a really long nap

12.04.2023 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just don’t do me from a computer I’m allergic to bits

12.04.2023 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’― but this is true of all women. Crazy horny bitches are great

12.04.2023 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if we took a long nap together with no other intentions, please I just want to sleep

12.04.2023 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you make sure to use one to put a bullet in my brain?

11.04.2023 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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