I have to show director-level people how to read a basic table of data in excel. No formulas, vlookup, pivot tables, etc. Reading it and knowing what the data shows.
And I can’t afford to buy a house

Overheard from coworker: “hey sorry to interrupt, I know we’re all talking about delulu and coke, but can you help me with this?”

Uncertainty over certification affects possible 9/11-related illnesses coverage Advocates claim HHS has paused consideration of new claims. HHS denies this.

The World Trade Center Health Program is a critical support for first responders who deal with health conditions linked to 9/11 Ground Zero exposure.

The WTC Health Program must continue to review and certify new illnesses that may be tied to this exposure... 1/2

Trump Administration Cuts to the World Trade Center Health Program - Citizens for the Extension of the James Zadroga Act Since even before the Trump Administration took office, it has been working against the interests of thousands of injured 9/11 responders and survivors. Just last December, Elon Musk and then Presiden...

The Trump administration gutted funding for the World Trade Center Health Program. For those who don't know, the WTC health program helps survivors and and responders injured in the 9/11 attacks.

Never let anyone tell you that the President cares about emergency responders, patriots or soldiers.

I’m standing just outside the Bowery Electric on a rainy Sunday night in 2010 hoping to get into a sold-out show and Bill Murray comes up, goes, “Hi! I’m Bill”. The bouncer laughs and lets him in lol

idk if this is a hot take but vs. is the best pearl jam album and it’s not close

Cop gets on his car’s loudspeaker and says to the taxi pulled over in front of him, “You’re not supposed to wait here. You should know better!” Like not even trying to give the cab driver a ticket, he’s just very disappointed 💀

Pope Francis’s "Urbi et Orbi" Easter speech:

“How much contempt is stirred up at times towards the vulnerable, the marginalized and migrants...I appeal to all those in positions of political responsibility in our world not to yield to the logic of fear which only leads to isolation from others.”

TIL that former First Lady Grace Coolidge had a pet raccoon named Rebecca and I honestly love that for her

I’ve been on a quest lately to find & visit the graves of as many ppl in my family tree as I can & my mom just told me “don’t become one of those people who hangs out in cemeteries all the time or like Elvira or something” 💀 I’ll try my best

I really wish there had been some attempt to revive the desire for authenticity, the rejection of consumerism, and the disgust for selling out as part of the retro 90s trends. Instead we just brought back big pants.

I have a layover at O’Hare and I just wanna know why they’re blasting 2000’s club hits in this nearly empty terminal at 12:30 pm

Love when I don’t reply to messages from friends and family and when I do reply to them hours/days/weeks later I just apologize and say I’ve been busy instead of being honest and saying “I have a severe anxiety disorder, I didn’t forget and it’s been eating me up inside and idk why I do this” 🫠

But I’m seeing Brand New in an hour and I never thought I’d see them again so it’s worth it

There’s no amount of under-eye concealer in the world that can hide how tired I am and that’s why I’m drinking a Celsius at 6pm

i'm sure the emo thought leaders (5k emo nostalgia accounts that have built a following by repeating the phrase "it's not a phase" in a pink font for the last 10 years) are ready to lead a nuanced and considered conversation about the return of brand new

It is February 28 tomorrow.

This means a total and complete economic blackout.

This means buying nothing.

AT ALL

Not even your coffee!

Few people know this but “smashing pumpkins” is a colloquialism about drinking a lot of pumpkin spice lattes.