@sarahandson.bsky.social

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1 year ago
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Just found this work set on the boy’s google classroom and can’t stop laughing.

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1 year ago

Caring is sharing

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1 year ago

You know that little song “the cheese tax”? Well, I’m just at the pool and saw a man with very low slung trunks and, well, you can guess what else was visible. As a result I have now contracted the adapted ear worm “the bum crack”.

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1 year ago

I watched this today and thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks for the recommendation x

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1 year ago

That sounds like a tom-cats pick up line

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1 year ago

It really suits you and looks a great fit so I say it was worth it!

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1 year ago

Oooh! I love it!

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1 year ago

A combination of a bad dream and the storm has woken me and I’m now sat in bed trying to find myself the perfect wolf jumper. Sadly I only really like all the ones made for kids.

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1 year ago

Urghh. Been sick all night. Currently sat in the bath unable to face moving. This started Christmas Eve night and still hasn’t shifted. Had a bit of a reprieve for a few days but the bug feels like it’s back with a vengeance now.

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1 year ago

Your post about it reminded me to watch it on iplayer. Binged both episodes. So so good. Would love a new series - so many stories still to explore.

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1 year ago

Been poorly most of Christmas. Thought I was on the mend but this evening I suddenly started feeling horrendously nauseous and now I can’t sleep so I’m feeling somewhat fed up.

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1 year ago
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Think I might have found us a new budgie! Feeling very VERY excited. He is still a tiny featherless chick right now so won’t be ready until Jan/feb but the woman that breeds them is super nice and her birds look very happy and healthy.

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1 year ago

I know what you mean. It’s tricky reorienting yourself plus I’m not sure if it is even possible to rediscover that original feeling and sense of fun twitter had all those years back. Think the world has changed too much

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1 year ago

Not sure when washing my hair, or rather the thought of washing my hair, became this hugely overwhelming burden. All day I’ve had this despondency about me and it’s basically just because I knew I had to do it tonight. I need to get a grip. Or a shorter haircut.

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1 year ago

Off to Swansea tomorrow for my cousin’s wedding. There and back in a day (hopefully). Going with my mum and the boy is staying with my dad. This means leaving instructions. Lots and lots of instructions.

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1 year ago

Two women on train talking about cooking over christmas.
“Obviously having to offer a vegan option for Dave”
“Dave isn’t vegan!”
“He is!”
“I tell you he isn’t”
“Then why does he eat vegan sausage rolls?
“Oh well he’s obsessed with Greggs vegan sausage rolls. Him & Kim both are. But he isn’t vegan”.

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1 year ago

Not just out but ‘out’ out? Oooh! Have fun x

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1 year ago

Thank you! Still finding my feet over here. It’s kinda like when you go to your normal supermarket and they’ve moved all the products around and whilst it feels all new and disorienting it’s also strangely familiar.

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1 year ago

Oooh! I love it x

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1 year ago

I’ve taken to wearing long socks in bed. Couldn’t cope with any type of sock in bed up until this year but now I’m a proud and happy long sock wearer. This is all I have to share at this time.

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1 year ago
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"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil."

Thomas Mann

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