I think I’m finally bored of Bluesky, farewell to my 3 readers👋
02.09.2025 20:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@hannahmcollins.bsky.social
twitter and it’s the same but it’s bluesky so it’s not.
I think I’m finally bored of Bluesky, farewell to my 3 readers👋
02.09.2025 20:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0!!! WHAT
30.08.2025 17:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0See also: therapistfinder.com
29.08.2025 13:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I fully just BIT my dentist, so lmk if you have a good one (he was not into it)
29.08.2025 13:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Using this as a reaction pic next time I say the wrong thing
27.08.2025 15:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s a can of fizzy peach that’s been in the work fridge since I started in Feb, and like do you think I can steal it at this point or is someone waiting for it to get extra crispy
27.08.2025 14:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What the fuck, I’m so sorry x
27.08.2025 14:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve been at my workplace for 8 months now and have managed to get completely the wrong train, well done me. Will “sorry I’m late, I’ve ended up in Reading” cut it, do we think
27.08.2025 08:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just set off the alarms in Sainsbury’s and the security guy said I could just go because I had a “lovely chest”??? Ew. Anyway, joke’s on him, I have an entire rotisserie chicken in my bra.
26.08.2025 18:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Being a landlord
23.08.2025 07:50 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Life has become much sadder ever since I started weighing out the recommended 75g pasta portion
20.08.2025 18:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Been talking about this with my colleagues all morning, so thanks for this! Didn’t even occur to me that it was good old fashioned tax evasion.
20.08.2025 15:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wow, bit of a savage dig there, I wonder who wrote- oh, right.
19.08.2025 14:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’ve honestly made my day with this intel
19.08.2025 14:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0During a private moment with the wife, she asked if it would help speed things along if she spoke with an American accent like in adult movies. She then proceeded to shout 'HOWDY PARTNER' in a bad American accent in my ear. Safe to say the moment was killed.
19.08.2025 10:20 — 👍 447 🔁 13 💬 29 📌 8“Unlike the penguins who are fairly orderly, the squirrel monkeys queue barge," says Dan” - stop 😭
19.08.2025 14:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Cannot believe I missed the BBC livestream of London Zoo’s weigh-in day. Going to have to wait til Fat Bear Week for my annual dose of chonky animals now :(
19.08.2025 14:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0People on the overground are much more attractive than people on the underground. Discuss.
16.08.2025 19:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He looks like he’s about to catcall me from his building site and then call me an ugly bitch when I don’t look up
14.08.2025 23:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the rest is better:
13.08.2025 17:26 — 👍 99 🔁 16 💬 22 📌 1Wish me luck explaining this to my nan
13.08.2025 11:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The scoops just keep coming! Or not, in this case.
12.08.2025 16:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Have substacked about how I love satc and hate reboots if that’s your thing (but am proud to say I only namecheck che once!)
open.substack.com/pub/hmaelc/p...
365 partygirl
11.08.2025 17:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m off to see Weapons and will be FURIOUS if it’s bad
11.08.2025 17:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thrilled you’ve finally written about Brat
11.08.2025 17:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not to show off but isn’t #DestinationX pointlessly easy until the final bit? Like the clues are really obvious??
07.08.2025 20:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0