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I should become a train station announcer person all they do is murmur something unintelligible into the mic every 5 minutes

Reverse stranger where you sit on your dick and balls until they go numb so it feels like you're jacking someone else off

I'm Cumming Like Crazy 2

Please Fuck Me

just great. as if we didnt have enough already, i'm getting word that Sex is getting its own launcher

Shit. - Pissing & Pooping -

i love my life i love my wife!!

Quit braggin.....

i should invent something

Horny Minecraft Movie script:

Jason Mamoa: “you want me to fuck the chicken?”

*minecraft chicken spreads legs*

Jack Black: “Chicken pussy!”

a bunch of pikmin working together to smoke one (1) cigarette

Pikmin Teamwork 🚬🍃

#pikmin #fanart

chronos in hades 2 kinda giving demiurge if you think about it

if you think about it, the only monkeys that live in the arctic are us humans...

i love this beer

Been really getting into washing my hands lately

How can a women be "18 months pregnant" when there are only 12 months?

Due to inflation 420 has gone up by 69

computers should let out a little moan when youre feeling around for the power button

Critical support to sauron for opposing the monarchy

🫂

Oooooh look at me I'm a fiction writer I'm gonna invent conflicts between made up people so real people can get stressed out about them uhuhuhuuuu

Friday again Garfie baby

they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak