@slythievius.bsky.social
Parody of Sly Cooper RP account. I am so back? Maybe? 33 year old mun, not a lewd account. Back from two accounts on tweeter app.
Wellโฆ Uhโฆ
Just look at him.
//Iโm sorry, I really was having an awful time with my health yesterday.
15.02.2026 15:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0//I canโt feel my feet, thanks neuropathy
15.02.2026 02:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Exactly
14.02.2026 19:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thatโs why I go for discounts, free discounts.
14.02.2026 18:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0You know whoโฆ
Carmelita.
//Itโs alright, maybe slightly less busy than usual.
14.02.2026 01:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0//Sorry, was asleepโฆ
13.02.2026 21:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me? In the state of play?
I mean one can dream right?
Heโs doing nothing
You could say he is laying low
If you are so inclined.
//I got an eye massager for cheap though
12.02.2026 20:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0//I went out and left earlier than usual because I was hurting a bunch
12.02.2026 20:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0//I donโt really have a strength.
12.02.2026 01:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0//What is Slyโs favorite ska band?
Pilfers
What can I give that isnโt stolen?
I mean sure I donโt mind pilfering something butโฆ Just for once right?
Oh, Valentinesโฆ Hmmโฆ
10.02.2026 21:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I havenโt committed any crimes yet soโฆ
Donโt chase me please.
//Funny thing, Thieves in Time was the only game I have ever preordered in my life.
10.02.2026 19:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ah Inspector, good to see you again.
10.02.2026 19:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ฆ๐๐๐๐'๐ ฬถ๐ฬถ๐ฬถ๐ฬถ๐ฬถ๐
ฬถ๐ฬถ๐ฬถ๐ฬถ๐ฬถ๐ฬถ ๐๐-๐๐๐๐๐
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๐ & โค๏ธ?
Tell me about it, I gotta deal with vampire chickens again?!
10.02.2026 19:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โI was, sometimes you just have to stake stuff out.โ
10.02.2026 15:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0//Iโm not trying to screw this upโฆ This is my third time with this character
10.02.2026 13:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Now heโs wondering if Jean Bison ever liked Canadaโs Worst Driver.
10.02.2026 13:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0โIt does, either when you can sleep or are on a stakeout.โ
10.02.2026 12:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0//Iโve been up all nightโฆ
10.02.2026 12:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yawns
โMorning already?โ He says rubbing his eyes.
I almost have Danny Glover kneesโฆ
Whatever that meansโฆ
Itโs probably best if I donโt meet up with Carmelita at the momentโฆ
For many reasons.
If he is working, right away.
If not, he takes his time.
