Noah

Corporate Recruiters are the worst man. They reach out to you for a job offer, then ghost you after telling you that you're moving along with the interview process. It's insanely unprofessional and happens at the most 'legitimate' companies.

Those are some corny ass names

Back hair 🤤

Just booked a flight on an Iberia 321 out of BOS in March via AA. Interested to see how it is.

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live I Miss My Ex's Dad - SNL

Lol

The sun is shining and I'm not drowning in work or personal to-dos today. My parasympathetic nervous system is confused how to handle this lack of stress.

Shane Beamer should go to Virginia Tech now. This is embarrassing.

Why is this cover so horny?

I cannot wait to forget all about pivot tables after I change careers

Unfortunately timing yourself doing tasks (and not multitasking) is wild like things I’ve put off for ages taking 6 minutes, not hours or an hour, not days

They need to invent a drug that makes you feel like you’re in a 2006 iPod commercial.

Actually taking a real vacation next year so pumped.

Ok what the hell are Scruff moments?

Gave myself a heart attack at work looking at a report - turns out everything was fine!

“Rather than taking over the Democratic Party the same way the right took over the Republican Party, we should take the easier route and just start up a new party ourselves!”

I’m about to fill my pockets with stones and walk into the sea.

YouTube video by Marlena Shaw - Topic California Soul

Bumping this this afternoon. Such a good track.

Need a mustachioed otter to do cuffing season with.

Phew, not to be a broken record or unoriginal, but man does this 6:30pm feel more like 1am to me...

Pitzzzzz 😍

No, for real. Because why are you a whole 2 inches bigger than me on paper yet in person we’re the same size…

Bark bark

Sniffies has been quite profitable for me personally.

Living for this message I got on Scruff today from a cherry farmer in Michigan.

Y’all mind if a white boy libs out a little?

The opportunities lost to us from mass circumcision 😢

first openly suckable mayor

Pitzzzzz

I’m just not meant to work. I should be retired or a flâneur with a trust fund. I’m so good at drinking coffee and just hanging out in cafes. I have no need to worry about KPIs or SLAs

I made a new friend at breakfast

Someone needs to tell the daddies of Wilton Manors that dying your beard and hair jet black makes you look older then “a touch of gray”