I bought batteries but they weren’t included.
05.03.2026 16:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I bought batteries but they weren’t included.
05.03.2026 16:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
That’s Steven Wright, correct?
My favorite was, “I got poison ivy on my brain and the only way I could scratch it was to think about sandpaper.”
Doesn’t have quite the same ring.
04.03.2026 23:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For real, why are you targeting me?
04.03.2026 23:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's a small accomplishment, but this new YouTube Short landed me my 150th subscription.
Thank you to everyone who subscribed to Bearly Fantasy on YouTube! I'll have plenty more independent content this spring, including UFL picks of the week for DraftKings lineups!
Accepted. Let me have nice things.
03.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dear Bearly,
No.
Sincerely,
A Jets fan
Mine were fantastic! At least teenage me thought so.
03.03.2026 16:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I miss mixtapes.
03.03.2026 14:08 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
6 years without a drink.
It took a long time to get there. But finally asking for help changed the course of my entire life. Everything good that I have, I have because of that choice. If you're struggling, know it's not too late to make a change.
This game is about to release into Early Access TODAY and I have a spare giveaway key. I'll post it into the replies for anyone to grab once this post reaches 500 reposts
03.03.2026 11:02 — 👍 2058 🔁 973 💬 90 📌 33
Here is some slot cornerback Rookies to look out for in upcoming Drafts.
www.fantasyinframes.com
I saw a doc about Big Country. He said he hadn’t shot a basketball in years. He went into his gym and was hitting everything.
02.03.2026 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That should be illegal!
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It’s a long story, but Darryl Dawkins came to a practice of a middle school team I coached. This was about 16 years ago. He was running drills for the kids and his quickness was incredible. He had the fastest hands I have ever seen.
Super great guy!
In honor of Rare Disease Day we donated $2,500 to rarediseases.org and $2,500 to The Mast Cell Disease Society.
Thank you so much for all of your donations and making this possible.
On Wednesday, March 25th, I will be a returning guest on the Game Changers podcast hosted by @zincarlah.bsky.social on the Sports Affiliation channel on YouTube!
If you missed my appearance last April, then give it a watch right now! Carla is a great host and I'm excited to return next month!
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
28.02.2026 17:18 — 👍 18769 🔁 8016 💬 42 📌 116
👋🏻Hey! If you stumbled into my profile because of the TE combine videos from today, I also do fantasy analysis (and sourdough baking)! Give me a follow!
My pre-combine rankings are live over on @optimusfantasy.com, too.
Catch you tomorrow with more combine film of the QBs, RBs, and WRs.
Delivery from @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social came today. All the cool kids are getting this #SFB15 Olympic curling shirt. Right @johnbosch.bsky.social ?
27.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0I teach up the street from Just Born and My dad worked for 34 years at Bethlehem Steel. Great town!
27.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@laquanjonesnfl.bsky.social
27.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s a #Hootenanny in here!
@jmiccheck.bsky.social and I ran through the first six running backs in the 2026 class, kicking off the @dynastydummies.bsky.social Rookie Hootenanny in earnest.
Join us:
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An awesome format to see combine results and measurables. Definitely one of my favorite follows!
26.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i really enjoy @mathbomb.bsky.social's RAS card he spits out. fantastic stuff. if you like those kind of stats, be sure to follow him!
26.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 5 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0Congrats!
26.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would imagine something of that sort. Or simply wearing a MAGA hat while blaming Biden for the Articles of Confederation.
26.02.2026 12:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Solid point!
26.02.2026 11:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Read a book.
There wasn’t a Cabinet in 1776.
I had a Nextel as a work phone. That thing was indestructible.
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