Rev. R. Flummox

I can’t believe it’s already Discord 1. 3192 is moving so fast!

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I floated thru X for a bit today (don’t recommend).

That place used to be a geek utopia.

Now it’s an imbecilic MAGA fever dream.

Capitalism and poor education at its finest.

Crowley was mid. There! I said it!

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If your practice requires $500 worth of tools, it’s a hobby, not a path.

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Yes. I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

If you’re seeing this, you should follow this account.

Or not.

But really… you should.

Or don’t.

I don’t care.

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Chaos magicians mock tradition, then spend three hours drawing a sigil correctly. Pick a lane.

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All religions and magical practices are inherently political, except for those that aren’t.

Those ones are explicitly so.

Smells and bells, eh? That sounds like a euphemism if ever I heard one.

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But do they make scents?

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Religion makes cents?

Cabbage incoming but not received. Stand by.

Humans are interesting. A strangely inordinate amount of their suffering comes from pretending to be someone else.

I know… because I am someone else.

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You are allowed to quietly change directions without announcing it to the entire internet.

(I wish I could adhere to this one sometimes myself.)

Your ritual for today: Unclench your jaw.

That’s it. See what results.

So… what’s shakin’, BlueSky-ites?

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