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@derekneverfails.bsky.social

Online fitness coach, Nutritionist and overall badass. I have a lot to say about our government, and I help people get into the best shape of their lives. Follow me on Substack: @bodycoachderek.substack.com Website: Revengebodyfitnessandnutrition.com

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I know. Me too

15.11.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The emails showed that he was associating with Jeffrey WHILE he was president. The end is near.

13.11.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The White House has turned into a lair

10.11.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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To the living we owe respect, but to the dead we owe only the truth

08.11.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aaaww thank you

06.11.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™ve all seen him โ€œdanceโ€.
He doesnโ€™t need a ballroom, he needs a mental institution.

06.11.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It just felt like the right time

06.11.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn that was good

06.11.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wellโ€ฆ

06.11.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know I know

06.11.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for this. It makes me feel vulnerable, but I sincerely hope it may help others

06.11.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally me

06.11.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They come in PINK?!
I ended up shaving it almost to the skull, except longer on top

06.11.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Blue wave baby

05.11.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The Heaviest Weight - My Mental Health Struggles Depression, Dumbbells, and Daily Prozac: My Battle with the Blues

Fitness and Depression- can they work together?
open.substack.com/pub/bodycoac...

30.10.2025 17:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I did a thing (no more topknot)

30.10.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you ever inspire 7 MILLION to pause their lives to show their disgust about the job you are doing, this would be a fantastic sign to hang it the fuck up

20.10.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

How about we actually fucking vote this time for Democratic leaders in Midterms and impeach the motherfucker

18.10.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Butt Stuff- The Ins and Outs of Anal Sex The Truth About Anal Sex: What Everyone Should Know (for Men and Women)

Ever wonder about โ€œButt Stuffโ€? Subscribe and indulge! ๐Ÿฉ

open.substack.com/pub/bodycoac...

18.10.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ll pass LOL

17.10.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Want to watch an unmasked ICE officer get arrested and taken away from HIS kids for a change?

17.10.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Senator McConnell took a fall today.

They will drag him around like weekend at Bernieโ€™s to maintain their majority.

16.10.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 531    ๐Ÿ” 106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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MEN and The Skinny on WEIGHT LOSS DRUGS Why More Men Are Turning to Semaglutide โ€” and Seeing Big Results

open.substack.com/pub/bodycoac...

16.10.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What in the Pillsbury Proud Boys is this

16.10.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Women and Creatine: An Incredible Combo Why More Women Should Be Using Creatine โ€” for Both Muscle and Mind

open.substack.com/pub/bodycoac...

15.10.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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She Won, Part III: The Devil Is In The Data 88 counties flipped red. None flipped blue. Trump swept every swing stateโ€”each just below the mandatory recount thresholds. What are the odds? About one in never.

88 counties flipped red. None flipped blue. tRump swept every swing stateโ€”each just above mandatory recount thresholds. What are odds? About one in never.

Itโ€™s about 1 in 1 octillion chance of occurring naturally๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคฌ

thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-pa...

19.06.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 161    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 94

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

11.10.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: Donald Trump is turning himself in

08.10.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yeah okay, this no name got 26 MILLION plays on Spotify, but go on.
Youโ€™re just mad because we have all of the cool celebs, sports, and now country music ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป

08.10.2025 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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