Body Coach Derek

Wasn’t he claiming to be the “Father of IVF” while campaigning

I figured all of these tough cosplay military #Maggers would have jumped at the opportunity to be ICE, but that probably cuts into their special time making videos of them shooting mannaquins and making memes of Democrats

Trump ordered colleges to prove they aren’t considering race in admissions.

Meanwhile, Trump’s ICE is still using race—against a court order—to target and snatch undocumented immigrants.

What is the extremely bothersome about the Democratic Party is how forgiving they are.
Every single year, there are those in this party that still try to reach across the aisle. It dishonors all of us that are affected by those very same people with bad laws and corruption.

Right?!

Oh shit 🤌🏼

LOL

Diddler on the Roof

(Enters business) Hi, you taking walk ins?
MORGUE: sir, please stop coming in here every week

My nephew is turning 18 and my sis gave me his contact info. I had to tell her the gesture he was making was rather intentional 😂😂😂

Thursday the 12th

#MildHorror

This is a MAGA hate account. Hit that like button if you are with me

Love this! I don’t feel like such a freak

The rumors I eat a lot of sushi in my car are false

THERAPIST: everything you need is inside of you.
ME: like drugs
THERAPIST: no

In six months, we have lost 30 billion in tourism.
Stick the Golden Age into your loose assholes.

Check Ghislaine Maxwell’s bank accounts

You are speaking my language

I am in such a mood today because of the lack
Of it

Fucking same. Awful

Thanks for the memories, Ozzy

-Grocery prices haven’t come down
-The war in Ukraine is still alive and well
-His tariffs and economic policies have wreaked havoc on the economy and we are heading into a recession
-He promised to release the Epstein files but now they “don’t exist”
-he promised to not touch Medicaid.

I mean, this is crazy around Houston

You know, if everyone just believed women victims, none of us would even need to see a list of

Just let that shit go. Onward.

Clots and prayers

JUST RELEASED: you are not going to believe this. Donald Trump was part of an international sex ring. Follow the money.

Let’s not forget it is literally illegal for a POTUS to advertise

Now THAT is a cake topper