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😂 what does "blank you on the street" mean?
We did have a couple of little shits start a palette fire along the railroad tracks last week, but for the most part the kids in my 'hood are alright. They yell out my name from down the block to say hi.

This is our first Hallowe'en with a Bluetooth speaker, so I'm shoving it under a bush. This is OUR day!! We're known as "the Hallowe'en house" in our neighbourhood, we've heard kids talking about it to their friends in February...lol. We've had kids try and get candy a week before...FUN SHIT!!! ♥️🎃

I was talking to one of my clients about wanting to see the documentary when she turns to me & says "I used to have a cabin with him". I'm like, "John Candy?!". She told me she once dated an SCTV member and a bunch of them owned a cabin together. I couldn't even begin to imagine those weekends...🤯

About a decade ago Heinz screwed over a little town near me by closing their doors after over a hundred years and quit using their tomatoes to make ketchup. French's said, we'll re-open & start making ketchup with your tomatoes. So a whole ton of us boycotted Heinz. French's is actually WAY better.

I can't believe that I have to watch a baseball game while handing out candy tomorrow night, instead of horror movies.

It's, by far, our favourite holiday as well.

I was 13yrs old when Joe Carter hit his walk-off HR in 1993 (was babysitting&fell asleep, woke up while he was running the bases). I'm now 45yrs old and hating the fact that every single game starts at 8pm. But I'll be damned I'm missing a second.

To be fair to Chaos, I absolutely get the pain. It would be like the Stanley Cup coming down to Toronto and Vancouver. It would go against every instinct in my body/mind, and soul to cheer on the Canucks, but there's no way on God's green Earth I'm cheering for Toronto...lol.

I'm so tired. It's almost 3am here. I should've napped...

I especially like how she called her "this person". I can hear her screeching from here.

Welcome to our side!
#WantItAll
Go Jays Gooooo!!

Benson and Hedges, menthol light, large.

Don't worry, he's still a piece of sh*t. We just happen to agree with him on this ONE issue.

Aren't there seniors on SNAP? How are they supposed to work 80hrs???

Thank you! Honestly, we're still at least 2 weeks away from him even being able to go to physio (to get him back to work). It's been 10 months. I told him half a year ago that if he'd broken his arm with bone poking through, it would've been a simpler process. I wasn't wrong.
Elbow breaks suck!!

In this house we have:
Zero cellphones (only landline & a burner w/ no sim card))
Zero streaming services, zero smart...anything.
We do absolutely zero online banking, including attaching any of our accounts to ANYTHING online! You look for us, we barely exist. Just the way we want it.

"win one for Lorne Greene"
😢💔

Hopefully they'll go to Parliament instead...

Please don't do any of those things! Bad for the environment. Recycle it at an electronics depot. I send all things electric to a charity who repurposes/recycles.
But, I digress. More and more people, when I tell them I've never had a cellphone, tell me they wish they didn't have theirs.

Her husband is actually American, but got his permanent residency a year or so ago. I just hate that she'll have a miserable winter. California is so far to drive, maybe she can find a cheap place to stay instead of bringing the RV. I'm pretty sure that Florida is out completely. She hates tRump.

Sorry, I should've been clearer. I was speaking of Doug Ford, our premier here in Ontario. tRump was saying he used the Reagan clips illegally.

The online portal to the records held at the National Archives, and information about those records.

Which, according to the archives, Ford used legally.

catalog.archives.gov/id/77443170

I mean, she probably won't go, but that means a miserable winter for her. Breaks my heart.

My poor Mom. She bought her and her hubby (who has Alzheimer's) an RV & started heading to Florida because he does SO MUCH better down there during the winter. This year was her last year going until tRump is out of office. She's wondering if going to Blue California is okay, for his mental health.

The online portal to the records held at the National Archives, and information about those records.

Here's a link that shows the orange cheetolini is lying when he says Ford used the words of Reagan fraudulently. It clearly states access and use are "unrestricted".

catalog.archives.gov/id/77443170

I glanced at the side of my fridge the other day, where there's a bunch of comics from when we were in our early 20's. One of them is Bush holding a "terrorism for dummies" book. I laughed and said "goddamn, I miss that guy.".
Simpler times...

Yup, now my guy and I are wandering around the house muttering "Just put down the gun, Mingey!"

Mingey was, of course, Oprah's vag and Gary was her anus. South Park's so stupid sometimes. 😂

Oof, walked right into that one didn't I?? 😂😂

A woman with a brown paper bag over her head.

It's been ever so long since I've had sex without a bag over my head.
#ThisIsAllTrue

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Ohh, I like that idea. Then we'd have to arrest tRump if he came over the border! Loving that idea, actually.