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Spike Milligoon

@spikemilligoon.bsky.social

Dad, amateur DIYer, cook, tortoise keeper, LFC fan who will get back to Anfield when he can afford it / figure out how to get tickets these days. Was there in Istanbul. Regularly tired

804 Followers  |  1,275 Following  |  360 Posts  |  Joined: 21.10.2023  |  2.0008

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The letter M placed above his hair makes him look like a donkey. I cannot unsee this now

14.10.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

adding the word β€˜not’ and moving the last comma makes the sentence more realistic

13.08.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like the AI GF knows a dodgy pdf file when she sees one

12.08.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fiddler on the roof

05.08.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time i see this guy all i see is a coked up televangelist who uses their own jizz as hair product

26.06.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I imagine that is how trump pronounces the board game Monopoly.

12.06.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œHey, look at that guy over there. Sat, eyes closed, relaxing in his garden in the sun, after finishing work. It’d be a shame if someone buzzed around his ear for 1 and a half seconds”

11.06.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think Abe Simpson desensitised a generation!!

24.05.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nigel Farage still insisting that he has "never ever, ever suggested anything other than the NHS should be free".

Here's what he's said in the past behind closed doors

01.05.2025 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1331    πŸ” 886    πŸ’¬ 142    πŸ“Œ 90

Champions πŸ₯³

27.04.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or the other way around and have a digestive sandwich

24.04.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably has experience of things being forced down her throat so they can release their seed, given who she used to be married to and recent news about prosecuting him

15.04.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Following tarrifs on the falklands, Trump issues executive order to rename Penguins as Peng Wins

03.04.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They don’t give a fuck about us do they? Power by any means is what counts. As long as it is owning the left.

03.04.2025 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s entirely possible the dense slumlord orange twat took umbrage at Omar Tarrif in Low rents of Arabia isn’t it?

02.04.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Waddle they do in response?

02.04.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi Carole, is that really you that is on the intro to sasquatch chronicles every so often?

01.04.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Found the phase 2 MAGA hat today

30.03.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too. In fact when he signed and hadn’t scored after a few it became our regular bet for me and mates in the ground to heap on crouchie. It was great when he got his first £££

29.03.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When the civil war happens over there it’ll be a wild watch

26.03.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was behind the goal and literally watched it through my fingers when the ball came in

23.03.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Upsidedown logo reveals the truth

23.03.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5235    πŸ” 1447    πŸ’¬ 152    πŸ“Œ 78

He’s a proper bell whiffer that lad. Like a cartoon face drawn on a rugby ball

21.03.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m surprised how little pre launch hype there was about the Tesla tank. The only place i’ve seen anything about it is in their share price

19.03.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reads like you’re watching it on the toilet 🫣

19.03.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thousands of people are ditching Tesla. Here’s one of them with a message you can see from space.

Location: Black Rock Sands, Wales, UK

Led By Donkeys is 100% funded by small donations.

17.03.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 16889    πŸ” 7094    πŸ’¬ 538    πŸ“Œ 856

Nah, his body is naturally predetermined to reject having any balls

16.03.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Β£3394 this year πŸ₯Ή

15.03.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men standing at podiums with flags behind them and a sign that says ap on it ALT: two men standing at podiums with flags behind them and a sign that says ap on it

Chuck Shoes-ma

14.03.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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