@spikemilligoon.bsky.social
Dad, amateur DIYer, cook, tortoise keeper, LFC fan who will get back to Anfield when he can afford it / figure out how to get tickets these days. Was there in Istanbul. Regularly tired
Does RFK stand for Right Fucking Knob?
Aw this gives me fond memories of those gay chat line ads they’d show on channel 4 after you’d got back from the pub back in the 90s / 00s
Those two fellas in Newcastle 😂😂
It reminds me of how frustrating the 2005 league campaign was…
Same tactic worked with his sex life. Why not?
Imagine the waft of shit being released every time he cocks his leg
I can understand, at his age, the need for bigger ballroom, but buying bigger, saggier trousers should not cost millions
As a massive fan of Pulp, this is perfect 🥰
The letter M placed above his hair makes him look like a donkey. I cannot unsee this now
adding the word ‘not’ and moving the last comma makes the sentence more realistic
Sounds like the AI GF knows a dodgy pdf file when she sees one
fiddler on the roof
Every time i see this guy all i see is a coked up televangelist who uses their own jizz as hair product
I imagine that is how trump pronounces the board game Monopoly.
“Hey, look at that guy over there. Sat, eyes closed, relaxing in his garden in the sun, after finishing work. It’d be a shame if someone buzzed around his ear for 1 and a half seconds”
I think Abe Simpson desensitised a generation!!
Nigel Farage still insisting that he has "never ever, ever suggested anything other than the NHS should be free".
Here's what he's said in the past behind closed doors
Champions 🥳
Or the other way around and have a digestive sandwich
Probably has experience of things being forced down her throat so they can release their seed, given who she used to be married to and recent news about prosecuting him
Following tarrifs on the falklands, Trump issues executive order to rename Penguins as Peng Wins
They don’t give a fuck about us do they? Power by any means is what counts. As long as it is owning the left.
It’s entirely possible the dense slumlord orange twat took umbrage at Omar Tarrif in Low rents of Arabia isn’t it?
Waddle they do in response?
Hi Carole, is that really you that is on the intro to sasquatch chronicles every so often?
Found the phase 2 MAGA hat today
Me too. In fact when he signed and hadn’t scored after a few it became our regular bet for me and mates in the ground to heap on crouchie. It was great when he got his first £££
When the civil war happens over there it’ll be a wild watch
I was behind the goal and literally watched it through my fingers when the ball came in