Trump Fires Noem, Nominates Markwayne Mullin To Fuck Corey Lewandowski on Luxury Jets
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How do I know if I’m a 12?
hey sorry I haven’t been following football, are the Seahawks a religious cult?
In Response to Trump’s Tasteless Meme, We Put His Face on the Body of a Known Rapist and Pedophile
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Conservative Men Use Empty Melania Theaters for Grindr Hookups
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Watching citizens get gunned down in the streets by government sanctioned thugs and the president trying to hide his involvement in a sex trafficking ring and I’m just like “What is this country, some kind of BUSINESS?!”
Who feels safer today?
KILL them with nICEties, I always say
I live under a growing fascist dictatorship and all I can think about today is The Bone Temple, such a good movie!
Ah, Dilbert’s famous mouth.
I feel like Trump is starting to realize Hitler was a relatively young man
This is exactly like that George Orwell novel, “A Clergyman’s Daughter”
Hey, quick poll:
You believe a car is about to strike you down (side note, they’re not), do you:
A. Easily jump out of the way and live
B. Fire your weapon at the driver, which of course will not stop the car in time but you’ll take them with you! Yeah!
I’ll give em credit for one thing, I am completely distracted from the Epstein files. I’m loosing details of Ghislaine’s face as we speak
Oh I see, he “followed procedure perfectly”but also he only opened fire because of PTSD from a previous ramming incident. Cool.
What is not deniable, what is truly important at the end of the day, is that most of us don’t want to live in a country where a person can be shot for doing what that woman did, and it’s our fucking country.
Feds are blocking Minnesota from investigating the ICE shooting. Are they afraid the investigation will include that video we all saw? The one with the murder? Cause yeah, that would be pretty damning
When you google “Mark Zuckerberg net worth” it should just say “Zero friends.”
Welcome to Derry succeeds by playing on our greatest internal fear: Pennywise the Clown cornering us and delivering 5 strait minutes of exposition
Kash Patel Vows To Arrest Brown University Shooter as Soon as FBI Finishes Engraving, Planting Shell Casings
Make Satire Possible Again
Yearning for a simpler time when you could just sit around and pretend lyrics like “Godspeed all the bakers at dawn” meant something
I watched Happy Gilmore 2 because I believe in recycling
All I know is it’s a beautiful day, and all republicans are scum
Already pumped for how mean I’m going to be on the internet when Chevy Chase dies
The Movie “Her” Didn’t Prepare Me for How Much My AI Girlfriend Would Mention White Genocide
I love you more than nobody likes Bill Maher
May you all have another wonderful secret today!
Tired of the WOKE MOB trying to convince us SUPERMAN can be suffocated by nanobots when his Kryptonian physiology alows him to survive without oxygen while exposed to yellow sunlight!
