Dan Rice

I watched Happy Gilmore 2 because I believe in recycling

All I know is it’s a beautiful day, and all republicans are scum

Already pumped for how mean I’m going to be on the internet when Chevy Chase dies

The Movie “Her” Didn’t Prepare Me for How Much My AI Girlfriend Would Mention White Genocide I’ve never been great with human people. Maybe that’s why when Spike Jonze released his film “Her” back in 2013, my budding young incel brain swirled with possibility. The idea of taking the human out...

The Movie “Her” Didn’t Prepare Me for How Much My AI Girlfriend Would Mention White Genocide

I love you more than nobody likes Bill Maher

May you all have another wonderful secret today!

Tired of the WOKE MOB trying to convince us SUPERMAN can be suffocated by nanobots when his Kryptonian physiology alows him to survive without oxygen while exposed to yellow sunlight!

Still strongly considering whether or not to become loyal but dangerous. Please comment if you would like to see me become loyal but dangerous.

I don’t like microplastics, I just like the way they smell 😉

If you’re a millionaire or higher who thinks the average American has too many days off, you shouldn’t be allowed to have blood

“I hate you Milkman Dan”

Omg The DNC just trolled Trump so hard with a free child pornography truck parked outside GOP headquarters

It’s time to come clean: Donald Trump is a psy-op, by the left, to permanently destroy the credibility of the conservative movement forever. Great job fellow libs, we pulled it off

“My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIitchen staff take the day off and lay low alright?”

Bush did Trump

Pretty weird time to pick the first American pope

Masculinity Win! An Influencer Said I Wasn’t a Real Man, so I Started Doing Everything He Said Throughout my life, I had always felt completely secure in my masculinity. Then, the unthinkable happened — an alpha male lifestyle influencer on TikTok challenged it by implying people like me weren’...

Masculinity Win! An Influencer Said I Wasn’t a Real Man, so I Started Doing Everything He Said

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Why was it even called that?

Democracy is crumbling around us but my brain is still just generating reasons “The Many Saints of Newark” didn’t work

Part of me is still afraid that when death comes for me it will be in the form of Robert Stack in a trench coat.

The Hard Times Looks Back on Everything They Did to Mussolini’s Body for No Particular Reason Here at The Hard Times, a lot of us fancy ourselves to be sort of armchair history buffs. As we’re fond of saying around the office, “There’s nothing illegal about being an armchair history buff.” We’...

The Hard Times Looks Back on Everything They Did to Mussolini’s Body for No Particular Reason

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The highest low approval rating. The most low. The best low the country has ever seen.

It could be that long-term cognitive dissidence and hate just does that to your face

Netherlands Celebrates Fourten Twitzen, A Day Where Sober Children are Beaten With a Sack of Oranges by Sinterkush The Netherlands celebrated their version of 4/20 day, where children who refuse to smoke enough sticky kinderbud are playfully beaten with fruit by an impish figure known as Sinterkush.

All around the world

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“The Boys From Brazil” but with Musk babies

According to White House doctors, Trump is 6’3, 224 pounds, he swallows the sun at the end of every day and his dreams become the stars

I love all these brands that want to be perceived as luxury either advertising or doing product tie-ins with “The White Lotus.” Do you watch the show?

Young conservative voice is the cat piss of sounds

I got four words for todays NYT Connections puzzle: Duplicitous, Deceitful,Treacherous and BULLSHIT!

Trump just fixed a pair of pants by taking a huge shit inside the pants and walking around with the shit in the pants for a few weeks and then cleaning a big part of the pants