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Sandwich Terrorism Is Now Legal. Also, Here Are Some Sandwiches We Like COYOTE does not condone violence, only sandwiches.

An ICE agent hit by a sandwich earlier this year testified that he could feel the sandwich’s “explosive” impact through his ballistic vest. “I could smell the onions and mustard.”
This made us hungry, so we've rounded up our favorite Bay Area sandwiches that are big, messy, smelly, and aerodynamic.

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

"Donald Trump is starving you so he can build a gold plated ballroom in the ruins of the white house over a bunker he is expanding because dictators know where they must go when they starve their people."

More effective messaging than whatever newsom is doing. Put up billboards @democrats.org

Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

I think this is at the heart of why AI is useful to fascists. They seek to throttle the imagination, so people won't be able to think of ways to stop them. People won't be able to hope for anything better.

YES

Rooster Cogburn as a butch lesbian would be absolutely fucking inspired

youtu.be/LK9kzCnunWo?...

Even the jokes based on Rumours are all-timers

You know how people are always saying Breaking Bad fans are crazy good at making fan edits? I would argue the reason they translate so well and work is because the intuitive emotional quality of the staging and motion is strong enough that individual shots can be clearly woven into a narrative

It literally feels like I am watching a mind at work and trying to discern its motives as it does its choreography. This story feels entirely constructed around the way it is shot

The alienness of Them is communicated primarily through shooting Them in a completely disconnected, rational way. That sequence with Zosia leaving Tangiers to head to Albuquerque is like watching a rube goldberg machine, and that’s communicated almost entirely by the camera

Pluribus is the first Vince Gilligan thing I’ve ever seen and man, does Vince have the clearest intuitive vision on how to frame action based on the emotional context of the frame. I always feel I know exactly what Carol is thinking based on the mise-en-scene when she is in the shot

That’s my shit right there

We've spent years and years snd years litigating "wokeness" and "critical race theory" and "DEI" and "political correctness" and spilling untold gallons of ink explaining how complicated and nuanced it is, and it always seems to turn out to be exactly what you'd expect.

I'll be the fun police.

Don't play Arc Raiders. Do better. Play a game with real voice acting.

Hate him back and defy his nerfs

Guess we’re watching Pluribus tonight!

I could see a comedic catachresis use of this line, but I actually think it’s more likely the author (or AI) that wrote it simply is that dense about rap

Black and white photo from the end of the Key & Peele continental breakfast sketch. Jordan Peele’s character sits at the front of a large room full of white men in suits at tables. Title reads Continental Breakfast Buffet 1935.

still jet lagged but I just had a continental breakfast

If the Epstein files that would get discharged are bad enough and Trump’s health is as bad as the rumblings might indicate, they could be running down the clock on him, hoping he dies before Epstein blows up even more

All thanks to an AI pastor, my stepfather-in-law is having the worst most extended episode of his life with no that’s coming on two years with no signs of stopping when previous ones were months at most. It’s wild how much this shit takes advantage of people who are already vulnerable

Stock of Spotify over last month showing sharp decline, from near $700 in value to $615.

Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!

Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.

We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.

As a romantic idealist at heart, people presume I only want fluffy “feel-good” art, as though I am only this way because I have been precious about maintaining a fragile naïveté. It’s understandable and usually not ill-intentioned, but it’s still a tad insulting

I think of the HRT as just one more among the medications I have already been taking since high school for my mental health. It’s one of the things I like about pills tbh, as i take them all together

Read this thread: ICE detention center are concentration camps.

Man, I relate to this

Finally a good headline

Perfect continuity of a single coherent self. My long term memory is too good for anything else

Pavise, a kind of great shield design that could cover the entire body, widely used during the 15th century.

tldr: the image of Trump standing around was accurate.
the man who collapsed was an Eli Lilly patient (not an executive). he was there to talk about how great GLP-1 drugs are but fainted instead!