John

Wow I just watched her Instagram stories she is…out there

Where’d ya go???

Yas!!!

I volunteer

I actually love how commercial Christmas is that’s one of the best parts about it

Don’t trust people who went to Dartmouth

George Gershwin LPSG

Gifting can be so hard when the recipient isn’t cosmopolitan.

I hate Harry Potter but Michael Gambon as Dumbledore is one of the biggest miscastings in film history

Showing bellybutton is so vulgar. Like “here’s where I was connected to my mom”

It’s crazy when you consider how many times Bradley Cooper likely bottomed for Victor Garber

I kinda gagged Kirby two years ago when I told him an exhibition was “so simple in its complexity”

My career has mostly been in what I call the “retail arts and sciences”

Who did Judge Reinhold vote for?

“Dictated, not read” is kinda the original “sent with Siri”

36 Hours in Gag City

“You’re gonna need to work on your accent if you wanna make it in New York” I just said to a random TikToker in my phone

Friendsgiving is such a bleak word

Most of my wealth is in alternative assets (Jersey Mikes loyalty “shore points”)

George Bush was president when I first kissed a boy that’s crazy

Every day I’m comforted the tiniest amount by the blessing we didn’t have to witness Joan Rivers become a Trump supporter

I loved it

Madonna in her 50s was defo her hottest era

Tonight’s vibe

I know everything about Kirby except his birthstone (mine is emerald)

🧖🏻 this emoji is for steam room cruising. This emoji is cruising me in the steam room

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I hope every single project based around Harry Potter fails spectacularly for Warner Brothers Discovery, it is hard for me to understand the hate this author has in her heart for other humans who are just trying to live their own lives safely. variety.com/2024/tv/news...

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SAME

This summer