Terry St. Penis

Prophecussy

He'll get the job too because he has what it takes to really suck

All natural organic doritos

I'd vote socialist workers party just like i did in 24'

Look, theres nothing wrong with having a tiny ugly penis that stinks but i absolutely draw the line at becoming the Mascara Mallcop

Being conservative ranks right around booger eating in my list of disqualifiers

Yep, not voting for newsome

Seems like the dem party understands even less

If you spend more money than everyone else building a championship team that wins a championship then congrats on ruining whatever sport youre playing

Best thing about voting for trump is doing a huge line of meth in your outhouse

We'll never know because she spent a billion dollars losing

Watch out he's liable to put on a black diaper and slap a tarriff on the whole middle east

Check it out kids, its Cool Jesus

Sorry we couldnt do an AI hitler squaredance

As an LSU alum i'd like to thank Texas A&M for helping us to finally squeeze out and flush the giant turd that is Brian Kelly

Slaves built the United States and unionized anti-fascist workers built the empire but the white colar nazi clowns are here to tear it all down now, so relax

The first sign of social media withdrawal is the dreaded 'thinking in posts'

She was always just a corporate candidate and a donor puppet. A poor one at that

Can you drink that if youre packin hog?

So is my dog

Oh but love you are as done as they come

Dems have to send the military in to seek and destroy the militias and rogue cops or you can go ahead and hang this whole project up

Free for all leftists!

Job interview

What i say: extremely passionate about success
What i mean: drink on the job

Say: excels in high pressure
Mean: taking all the big days off

Say: the biggest achievements are all that matter
Mean: i cheat drug tests

Say: my weakness is caring too much
Mean: steals stuff from work

It is

Doesnt matter what i delete, its always full. Fuck that scam, i refuse to give in

Imagine if the democratic party cared more about winning against a death cult than preserving the power of their own billionaire vampire class. If youre going to imagine something, might as well make it worthwhile

Owning the libs by electing a Pedo-Kingpin that explodes the economy

Ive run into that account, its a real dumb POS

Bro who TF did you think you were hanging out with this whole time?