Zimmby (he/they)

"No Nut November" is just lent repackaged as a meme, which is a sign of our growing puritanical society. In this essay, I will...

White supremacists will constantly compare human nature to animal behaviour and then brag about being higher and superior beings.

You're either no better than an animal, or you're smart enough to develop empathy, so either admit you're an idiot or start caring about people.

Me: "Oh, so YOU'LL be the one who'll be rearranging my guts, eh? 😘"

My gastroenterologist, prepping for surgery: "...I suppose if you MUST phrase it that way, sure."

If you call landlords what they really are; "gatekeepers to homeownership" it really makes you reconsider their legitimacy as a "job".

Breaking into the housing market and pulling up the ladder just so other people can pay YOUR mortgage on your third house is criminal.

If a fictional villain were to tear down bits of the White House and install a massive gold-trimmed ballroom, people would complain and say the symbolism was too on the nose... and yet.

Satanism is an activism movement cosplaying as a cult.

Christianity is a cult cosplaying as an activism movement.

...I will not be elaborating

Good morning! Remember that you're the god of your own life; treat yourself as such.

"You should drink more water"

Pray, tell me; what is it that you see within me that you wish to dilute?