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Patrick

@ninjapleasedj.bsky.social

NOLA native in Los Angeles, tacos, movies, and vinyl. Handcrafted shitposting. Beyond Fest Minister of Artifacts. Bluesky account #540

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Bong in shape of a hot dog, person holding it at thrift store

Bong in shape of a hot dog, person holding it at thrift store

What’s the matter, babe, you’ve barely touched your hot dog bong

23.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
Cartoony poster for Freaked, a collectible ticket for the event, and a print from poster artist Thom Nicolette.

Cartoony poster for Freaked, a collectible ticket for the event, and a print from poster artist Thom Nicolette.

DVD inner cover, featuring a collage of characters from the film. Signed by Tom Stern.

DVD inner cover, featuring a collage of characters from the film. Signed by Tom Stern.

Another great night with @ambergir.bsky.social at Killer Fitness for a special screening of certified banger Freaked.

Once again @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social filled the night with fun surprises and a customarily great Q&A after the film.

Co-writer/co-director Tom Stern signed our poster and DVD.

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Cranking the hog is serious business

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Cursed

23.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bong dog

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New Black Hollywood’ Sat. at the Egyptian! 🎬⭐️ Co-presented by community partners Scene & Heard, Minorities in Film & Hollywood Pivot.

Spotlights emerging Black filmmakers & rising Black industry leaders working across today’s entertainment landscape:
www.americancinematheque.com/now-showing/...

23.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bong in shape of a hot dog, person holding it at thrift store

Bong in shape of a hot dog, person holding it at thrift store

What’s the matter, babe, you’ve barely touched your hot dog bong

23.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

This is where @theworkingdead.bsky.social and I will be spending our evening.

In the meantime… taxes ☹️

23.02.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ticket stub for the film FREAKED, on the ticket stub is the film title but drawn in a cartoon style in body parts.

Ticket stub for the film FREAKED, on the ticket stub is the film title but drawn in a cartoon style in body parts.

Poster for the film FREAKED, cartoon mad scientist in front of his mutant making machine and reading comics.

Poster for the film FREAKED, cartoon mad scientist in front of his mutant making machine and reading comics.

FREAKED styrofoam cup!

FREAKED styrofoam cup!

Tonight’s screening of FREAKED is sold out but we will have a stand by line! We have director Tom Stern coming by for a Q&A, an art showcase by artist Thom Nicolette, collectible ticket stubs, an insanely awesome poster, and more!

22.02.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Sign for business named Jerk n’ Go, busy street

Sign for business named Jerk n’ Go, busy street

Logging on

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CONTRA CELLULOID PRESENTS: CREEP WITH DIRECTOR PATRICK BRICE IN PERSON! Join us for a night of horror as we dive deep into the world of "Creep" with director Patrick Brice!

🚨 Low Ticket Alert 🚨

Next week I’m hosting a screening of CREEP! Joining us for a Q&A is director Patrick Brice and producer/editor Christopher Donlon! We’re going to have some giveaways too, it’s gonna be a banger!

Only a few tickets left: www.eventbrite.com/e/contra-cel...

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Kill me

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Am not

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BRIAN COLLINS MISSING TRIVIA IS ONE OF THE SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE

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If I don’t win tonight I’m robbing the winners in the parking lot

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#help

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Little old lady in a red coat

Little old lady in a red coat

Me when I have to drive 12 miles and it’s gonna take 1.5 hours

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Skull shaped car smoking cigarette

Skull shaped car smoking cigarette

Skull shaped car with car smoking cigarette

Skull shaped car with car smoking cigarette

How I’m pulling up to scoop you for the function

19.02.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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FREAKED (1993) WITH DIRECTOR TOM STERN AND ARTIST THOM NICOLETTE IN PERSON! Get ready to be blown away by the creativity and insights of Tom Stern and Thom Nicolette in this exclusive in-person event!

I’m hosting a screening of the cult classic FREAKED! The co-director Tom Stern will be stopping by for a Q&A after the feature AND we will have an art showcase with Thom Nicolette! Free posters and a someone will win production art from Thom!

This Sunday, tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/freaked-19...

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Pazuzu from the Exorcist looking at his phone and looks surprised

Pazuzu from the Exorcist looking at his phone and looks surprised

Logging on

19.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
1st editon Frankenstein book, opened and on display

1st editon Frankenstein book, opened and on display

1st edition of Frankenstein or the Modern Prometheus by by the goth queen Mary Shelley

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Chinese can of redbull yellow and small being held in a hand

Chinese can of redbull yellow and small being held in a hand

Headed to another dimension, tell my ancestors I loved them

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Thanks you for stopping by!

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Swag from the Heart Eyes screening. A ticket for the event with the film title and heart eyes on it. Two Valentine’s cards with the heart eyes killer on them. One says β€˜I only have eyes for you’ the other says β€˜I can’t live without you.’ And a atylized artistic representation of the heart eyes killer.

Swag from the Heart Eyes screening. A ticket for the event with the film title and heart eyes on it. Two Valentine’s cards with the heart eyes killer on them. One says β€˜I only have eyes for you’ the other says β€˜I can’t live without you.’ And a atylized artistic representation of the heart eyes killer.

Amber, me, and the heart eyes killer holding us at machete point.

Amber, me, and the heart eyes killer holding us at machete point.

Back from birthday date night with @ambergir.bsky.social. Went to see Heart Eyes, which kills with a crowd.

Love the effort @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social puts into these screenings. Original art from @alexpardee.bsky.social, bespoke ticket, and v-day cards for all who attend.

#Filmsky #Horrorsky

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Yasssss lfg

28.01.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Coming soon poster for a movie called Freaked, image depicts evil circus guy with machinery behind him. He’s laughing looking at plans.

Coming soon poster for a movie called Freaked, image depicts evil circus guy with machinery behind him. He’s laughing looking at plans.

We will have two special guests in attendance for a FREAKED Q&A, director Tom Stern and artist Thom Nicolette! We are kicking this one off with a coloring contest, print out this poster, color it, and bring it to the screening for a chance to win production art from the film!

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FREAKED (1993) WITH DIRECTOR TOM STERN AND ARTIST THOM NICOLETTE IN PERSON! Get ready to be blown away by the creativity and insights of Tom Stern and Thom Nicolette in this exclusive in-person event!

Next up, we are taking you to the deep end of the pool: Contra Celluloid presents FREAKED! This 90’s cult classic rarely screens and it’s a sight to behold, join us on Sunday, February 22nd for this incredible film.

Tickets: shorturl.at/97fKK

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To the β€œfilmmaker” that just submitted a mini-series length anti-women’s rights documentary to us: A. Should have Googled us. B. We’re about to donate your submission fee to a cause you WILL NOT LIKE and C. Every time we get a submission like this it means we program TWO films you REALLY won’t like.

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A dvd of Fear of a Black Hat signed by Rusty Cundieff and Darin Scott, a drawing of Mr. Simms from Tales From The Hood, signed by Darin Scott, Rusty Cundieff, and Joe Torry.

No, I didn’t accidentally bring the wrong movie.

A dvd of Fear of a Black Hat signed by Rusty Cundieff and Darin Scott, a drawing of Mr. Simms from Tales From The Hood, signed by Darin Scott, Rusty Cundieff, and Joe Torry. No, I didn’t accidentally bring the wrong movie.

Just back from a screening of Tales From The Hood at @killerfitnessla.bsky.social, hosted by my friend from the internet, @ninjapleasedj.bsky.social.

Sadly didn’t take any pics, but I got to briefly tell Darin Scott and Rusty Cundieff how big a deal they were to me in HS.

#Filmsky #Horrorsky

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