Clan Ventrue (RPG Parody)

Clan Ventrue (RPG Parody)

@clanventrue.bsky.social

Clan of Kings(not the shadow dwellers) They are allowed to bow to us. They will respect The Traditions. They will not create or mingle with Thinbloods. // fun account for vampire clan Ventrue of the World of Darkness. Not official. Run by @nirbyschreibt

454 Followers 83 Following 963 Posts Joined Oct 2023
1 year ago

You could call it this, yes.

It is a fair distribution of temporary power.

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1 year ago

We use a weed based, complex mechanism to determine who is in charge of this noble duty.

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1 year ago

Splendid, we love to meet our siblings.

But „lyfe“? Do you run a hotel in Vienna?

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1 year ago

No, it is not. Yet, we have founded the Camarilla with @clantoreador.bsky.social and @housetremere.bsky.social

Please do not be upset we expect a certain amount of respect and skillset.

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1 year ago

We usually don’t give in to beckons of the void (what is this constant beckoning lately anyway?), but this one sounds reasonable.

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1 year ago

One more vote for the Tzimisce.

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1 year ago

We are impressed by working pyramid schemes and they get a pass.

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1 year ago

// Being the first follower of @clantzimisce.bsky.social has a certain ring to it.

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1 year ago

// Tzimisce would be fun. Any open clan or other WoD splat is welcome. If you make a clan or splat alt please be considerate. We want to have fun. 😊

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1 year ago

// the Gangrel is a different person

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1 year ago

// this is getting tedious. Don’t we have Anarch accounts anymore?

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1 year ago

A cat temple
*the ghoul still shakes his head and makes pleading gestures*

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1 year ago

This sounds useful. Would you teach us as well?
*behind her Richard the ghoul shakes his head mouthing „please, no“*

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1 year ago

Correct. We already run through our known contacts but did not find a promising victim, err, promotion candidate.
Maybe @clantoreador.bsky.social has some Anarch she wants us to promote.

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1 year ago

We have a feeling they did choose the name as a reference.

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1 year ago

8.99 seems a fair price for a cat.

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1 year ago

Bones is the cat @clanhecata.bsky.social received in the cat distribution system.
We are still debating wether Bones is a cat cat or a shapeshifter cat.

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1 year ago

This was a vague statement on purpose. Our need of socialising is an intimate detail we will not discuss in public.

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1 year ago

Well, we don’t know. We just know that @usurper1872.bsky.social is a Tremere and their magic is powerful.
We don’t know if they disguised as a cat.

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1 year ago

Bones is a cat.

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1 year ago

They are Warlocks. It’s not a guess of us, they told us so.

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1 year ago

We were talking about escort services.

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1 year ago

We will do this for the now. But don’t tell the Prince and don’t ask for it in Elysium.

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1 year ago

@clanhecata.bsky.social did you doublecheck if Bones is not @usurper1872.bsky.social is disguise? We haven’t heard of them lately, they are fond of cats and now the craft of the Warlocks.

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1 year ago

They are all messing with us. Their sole existence is an affront.

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1 year ago

Oh, do not worry. We get all the petting we need.
In fact, we run a whole business for this, including extended petting.

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1 year ago

Which inevitably circles back to our first statement of the crown being a metaphor and no real crown.

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1 year ago

*scratches the Gargoyles head* This is highly interesting. If the coronation plan doesn’t work we will try this.

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1 year ago

There might be a coronation ceremony. Metaphorical.

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1 year ago

The crown is a metaphor. It is not about a real and solid crown.
You do know that?

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