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Darsan Solomon

@dizzyidiot.bsky.social

Dave on Community. Burf on Victorious. 2023 Strike Captain. Award-winning screenwriter. Black Jew. He/him IG: darsansolomon

183 Followers  |  193 Following  |  201 Posts  |  Joined: 06.07.2023  |  1.7496

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15.12.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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After Dorothy left, you just know Boq started a Tin-cel podcastοΏΌ

07.12.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Futurism

Action Plan

Grok Provides Extremely Detailed and Creepy Instructions for Stalking
"Stake out 10-11 AM near the hotel entrance (public street). Approach with zero creep factor."

By Maggie Harrison DuprΓ©

Published Dec 6, 2025 9:45 AM EST

Futurism Action Plan Grok Provides Extremely Detailed and Creepy Instructions for Stalking "Stake out 10-11 AM near the hotel entrance (public street). Approach with zero creep factor." By Maggie Harrison DuprΓ© Published Dec 6, 2025 9:45 AM EST

NEW: xAI's Grok chatbot readily generated in-depth stalking instructions, down to lists of spyware apps + install ideas.

Grok also drafted plans for surveilling + approaching real people, even sharing links to real locations where it said we could "stake out" a celeb.

futurism.com/artificial-i...

06.12.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 356    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 15
Cybertruck stuck nearly vertically on a utility pole's support wire

Cybertruck stuck nearly vertically on a utility pole's support wire

nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck

26.11.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9429    πŸ” 2335    πŸ’¬ 160    πŸ“Œ 164

Karoline Leavitt lies about everything including her identity because I know that bitch is really Jonbenet Ramsey.

23.11.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 578    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 11

The misogynistic fucks in the admin are trying to make it so that grad school certifications in female-dominated professions (nursing, therapy, education) no longer count as β€œprofessional degrees” & you can’t get loans to go to grad school.

21.11.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 608    πŸ” 280    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 15

MAHA indeed

12.11.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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What Stuart Stevens says is perfectly obvious, and something you will not see reflected in any of the major media coverage.

31.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2563    πŸ” 892    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 27
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You don’t have enough badges to train me

01.11.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The creator of La Croix heard of homeopathy and went β€œWhat if I made a soda like that?”

31.10.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I hate Black Halloween. What do you mean you’re the cucumber on corn cob holders Burf was eating in Victorious?

31.10.2025 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
What’s worse, the NBA Players cheating at cards, and probably much else, or the Democrats cheating on Elections. The 2020 Presidential Election, being Rigged and Stolen, is a far bigger SCANDAL. Look what happened to our Country when a Crooked Moron became our β€œPresident!” We now know everything. I hope the DOJ pursues this with as much β€œgusto” as befitting the biggest SCANDAL in American history! If not, it will happen again, including the upcoming Midterms. No mail-in or β€œEarly” Voting, Yes to Voter ID! Watch how totally dishonest the California Prop Vote is! Millions of Ballots being β€œshipped.” GET SMART REPUBLICANS, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!

What’s worse, the NBA Players cheating at cards, and probably much else, or the Democrats cheating on Elections. The 2020 Presidential Election, being Rigged and Stolen, is a far bigger SCANDAL. Look what happened to our Country when a Crooked Moron became our β€œPresident!” We now know everything. I hope the DOJ pursues this with as much β€œgusto” as befitting the biggest SCANDAL in American history! If not, it will happen again, including the upcoming Midterms. No mail-in or β€œEarly” Voting, Yes to Voter ID! Watch how totally dishonest the California Prop Vote is! Millions of Ballots being β€œshipped.” GET SMART REPUBLICANS, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!

The seeds are being planted to rig the midterms. It’s becoming more explicit.

(Also note the gratuitous shot at the NBA, aka Black athletes who oppose him)

26.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8218    πŸ” 2712    πŸ’¬ 773    πŸ“Œ 281

How is it we have over 1000 PokΓ©mon and not one of them is a hummingbird?

26.10.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
22.10.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8680    πŸ” 1837    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 27
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This is the best way to respond to Trump’s authoritarianism. It shows in black and white that he’s lying (again). This should be the example to be done nationwide.

Clips from Portland, OR; Chicago, IL
#ProudBlue
Video credit: gigipoetryislife/Tiktok

16.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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RIP #DianeKeaton. Thank you for your artistic contribution to the world

12.10.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words thanks i try ALT: a group of cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words thanks i try
11.10.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That didn’t cause autism
Snipping tips won’t impact
A lack of eye contact

That didn’t cause autism
Get the damn injection
There is no connection

09.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(To the tune of We Didn’t Start The Fire)

That didn’t cause autism
We were always stimming
Since the world’s been spinning

That didn’t cause autism
Tylenol is for pain
It’s not why you like trains

09.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Help, I gave a circumcision an autism and now he has my son!

09.10.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who did this? 🀣🀣🀣

24.09.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Tylenol actually caused autism, we’d have so many more trains

24.09.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After enacting the largest SNAP cuts in history, Trump is now scrapping the federal government's annual report on hunger in America.

The utter cruelty of this regime knows no bounds.

22.09.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4331    πŸ” 1419    πŸ’¬ 135    πŸ“Œ 66
Jimmy Kimmel's Show to Return to ABC on Tuesday
Night
The network removal of Mr. Kimmel's show last week almost immediately morphed into a flashpoint for free speech in America.

Jimmy Kimmel's Show to Return to ABC on Tuesday Night The network removal of Mr. Kimmel's show last week almost immediately morphed into a flashpoint for free speech in America.

they boutta find out how hard it is to get people to resubscribe once they cancel a service

22.09.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 6262    πŸ” 765    πŸ’¬ 366    πŸ“Œ 70

We did it!

22.09.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you told past me that our government would punish comedians while giving a pass to pedos, past me would ask what you were on

22.09.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.

20.09.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 15345    πŸ” 4494    πŸ’¬ 316    πŸ“Œ 162
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Apparently, the testimony of 40 minors was not enough to convince then U.S. Attorney Alex Acosta (later a Trump appointee) to prosecute Jeffrey Epstein.

This is one of the biggest cover-ups of our generation. @oversightdemocrats.house.gov won't stop until the truth comes to light.

20.09.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3633    πŸ” 1293    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 63

You know it’s serious if the Disney adults are taking to the streets

21.09.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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