Tomato Jake

Here’s hoping they reissue more older re/100 kits!

I such thing as too much Turn A

Just finished the Lee episodes today on my quest to catch tf up on bastards/ it could happen here.

he's real

i have zero interest in most modern low budget shlock because it’s doing this self conscious “haha so bad it’s good just like the 80s!” thing. but you can’t produce that intellectually. you need to be trying to make a normal movie and have it come out wrong because you’re a crazy person

You do you. We all appreciate the work you do!

I made a website! tomatojake.neocoties.org is the space. Lemme know what you think!
#neocities #website #90’s #00’s #surfingtheweb #music #lancaster #theweb #thenet #internet #gifs #it’spronouncedgifnotgif #tomatojake #websites

Web design used to be so loud!

As always, thank @archive.org for preserving digital history.

There, fixed it.
What a goddamn clown show…

“They curdle like milk”: WB DVDs from 2006–2008 are rotting away in their cases Some affected discs aren’t manufactured anymore and can’t be replaced.

🕳️ #VanishingCulture arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...

Now that Anora has won all the Oscars, go watch Sean Baker's last film, Red Rocket (ignore the goofy poster). It's a bleak horror movie disguised as a dark comedy, the story of a silly, inconsequential man who infects, poisons and destroys absolutely everything he touches.

If you have EVER enjoyed the ridiculous BIGFEETS podcast or the other work I've done in association with the comedy collective 1900HOTDOG, PLEASE READ. I've been asked to address some rumors about their operation, so here goes. Thread:

It’s also Cornelius from Thunderbolt

tomorrow night!
i play a little @specialworld.bsky.social solo set, mostly unreleased songs 👽

w/ Northern Liberties, No One & the Somebodies, and @tomatojake.bsky.social @ Space 1026

Been in this car for 5 hours. Still no sign of snow. Did it only fall locally in Nashville??? #tourmatojake

Bean too busy to come up with quippy thoughts on the road. This is one of the most interesting reads in a while! I’m always in the edge of my seat to wonder what the next bean day will bring. Both collections are cheap online. Check em. #tourmatojake #beanworld #larrymarder #darkhorse #comicbook

Drove past a patch of woods where someone attached a pole to a tree sporting an American flag. 🫡🌲#tourmatojake

Just had the subway door shut on me on one side and the bass on my back on the other: a New York first!

#tournatojake

My tired ass almost jumped off the train in Newark, NJ. This is why I’m a big fan of the buddy system #tourmatojake

Just has to come to terms with the fact that the Amtrak toilet was probably the cleanest ones I’d be in all day. #tourmatojake

Probably should have grabbed a mask before getting on the train 🙃 #tourmatojake

Lord have mercy, I have to take the train through Philly tomorrow 😭. This is worse than prepping for a blizzard!

So exhausted that I just laughed myself silly imagining selling a red energy drink called Transmission Fluid

Thanks! I’ll be at The Upside Friday 2/28 to celebrate my 10th anniversary! I have a habdful of friends performing. It’s gonna be a night of eclectic variety. Hope to see ya’ll there!

In one week I go on tour! Been planning this since July and the last time I did an actual tour was in 2022. Playing with one of my favorite bands sweetens the deal. Follow all my nonsense at #tourmatojake

#music#tour#band#tomatojake#nooneandthesomebodies

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

#noise #crew #pedals #contactmics #tapes

I’m good when things fuck up on the tour. Things fucking up pre tour is what gets me. Ya got a lot of time to fix mistakes and of course things mess up right before. And at least when someone books your tour you have someone to blame for messing up lol.

And your is one of my favorite things in the world but unless you are up everyone’s ass the entire process someone’s gonna fuck up and then that’s on you. Idk how tf people can do it without bursting a blood vessel in their forehead.